Knuckle Custard

A busted load of jizz all over your fingers after rubbing one out.

Hand me my gak towel. I need to wipe up this knuckle custard.

I apparently didn’t wipe my hands good after jacking off this morning. I still got knuckle custard on them.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Muddy Custard

A Muddy Custard is when you reach climax, and ejaculate into the asshole. You have now created a muddy custard

Damnn... I gave her a hell muddy custard.

by DjBunWun March 6, 2019

Cole Custard

Race car driver for Stewart-Haas Racing

Cole Custard is evil >:)

by racingflxmes October 23, 2020

Punch the custard

1. The Sex
2. How you feel when your pencil lead breaks
3. Yes.

Hey you wanna go punch the custard in my room?

by Captain Custard September 12, 2014

nasty custard

The resulting potpourri of squishy feces after a particularly violent diarrhea episode.

Dude, after the burritos and booze last night I made a really nasty custard this morning in my old lady's bed.

by Ed J. September 16, 2006

snatch custard

an absolutely disgusting phrase for vaginal discharge.

i don't think i'm capable of publicly using the phrase snatch custard, it's too disgusting.

by fat brewer January 24, 2010

Cunt Custard

Taboo slang for vaginal discharge.

"I got a mouthful of her cunt custard."
"She came so hard that she was spraying cunt custard everywhere."
"What did her cunt custard smell/taste like?"

by Jake Reed March 1, 2006