Carlos

Carlos is a perfectly sun kissed milk chocolate Hispanic man with dark mysterious eyes and perfect black hair. He's athletic, strong, independent, a hard worker, and the best kisser in the entire universe. His lips are soft and subtle and his arms are big and muscular. He knows how to get what he wants especially when it comes to women. One of the most skilled players alive when it comes to getting girls. Funny, charming, and a perfect smile. When you're with him nothing else matters and life is exactly what you wanted it to be. His only flaw is he's uncircumcised.

"Wow isn't Carlos so perfect and attractive?" "Yes but his piggy is wrapped in a blanket"

by Lydia Chlamydia April 21, 2019

Carlos

Some fat, peanut head kid who’s ass at soccer. He’s usually talking about how he gets dicked down by El chapo Jr.

Omg did you see Carlos’s head today? It looks like it got bigger.

by Die go July 4, 2019

Carlos

Carlos is a very caring and wonderful person. He is so funny and makes everyone laugh. He cares about his friends all the time and helps them when they are sad. If you got a Carlos hold on to him he is the greatest person ever.

Carlos you are an amazing person

by daisymydog December 19, 2018

Carlos

Raging queen with little ass and huge gapping hole

Carlos A skank that has had way way way too much sex

You were a fucking carlos last night

by calclerk July 17, 2011

Carlo

boy overly obssesed with boobs partying and popin mollys or any type of drug, he brags about partying or having a good time whenever he has the chance to.

YOU FUCKED THREE BITCHES LAST NIGHT!!!!? wow youre such a carlo!

dont touch my boobies! stop being such a carlo..

by federica maluma November 19, 2013

Carlos

Carlos is a super chill guy who isnt the worst at dancing. He lends you his jacket because he's super nice and deserves a way better car. You'll probably want him around and would never worry about him leaving because he always seems pretty dependable. He listens to dope music and always has interesting things to say because his opinions are actually meaningful, interesting, and smart.

Hes also got pretty eyes.

"Susana flocks around Carlos because she thinks he's the bees knees"

by Harley_Q February 4, 2019

Carlos Carlos

Ur local nonce who hangs around with Mr. Harries

Damn, Carlos Carlos likes small pp

by Large Cheese 420 January 12, 2020