Carl

A social outcast no one loves and has red hair. one is totally obvlious to life and cannot pick up women.

Just dont be a carl
No one loves a carl

by southparkbutterball September 17, 2010

Carls

Fucking crazzy ass kid who dominate in the game of curve ball tying the score of David Ashenfelter. That fucker! fucked up the last kid who tried to beat his score.

Ho shit look at Carls play. That kid is fucking awsome.

by brett January 18, 2005

Carl

Heckin Gay

Wow Carl is A Faggot

by CoralGreenieBoi October 12, 2018

Carl

A goofy dude who is a plush but isn't at the same time.

Carl said it tasted like piss so it was not a nutritional meal.

by Hffirbi May 17, 2023

Carl

A lowdown deadbeat ass nigga.

“Carl always on some bull shit” “Carl ain’t shit” “Carl is a sperms donor, not a father”

by Mister_jw283746 December 13, 2021

carl

to mistakenly defecate while attempting to fart. similar to a shart.

Ex. 1:
Alice: gross, what's that smell?
Nelson: oh my gosh, I think T.J. just carled!

Ex. 2:

obadiah tried to fart in class, but he felt something wet and runny slide down his leg. somebody stood up and yelled "OH MY GOD OBADIAH JUST CARLED!!"

by STRETCHEDanus March 24, 2010

Carl-A

Verb. The act of dividing something edible in equal portions on a platter at a party or barbecue. A true Carl-A is completed when the divider eventually ends up eating both portions he or she divided up.

Hans: Does anyone want this whole hamburger? If not, I'm going to Carl-A it.
Drew: Hey, you ate both pieces! I wanted the other half.

by J.Z.Romano October 16, 2008