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capitalism

An economic system that forces people to make something of themselves, instead of sitting around doing nothing and getting paid for it, like in stupid communist countries. Capitalism rewards the hardworking people of America and other capitalist countries...until the liberal government comes along and takes it away to give to the lazy faggots on welfare...
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anti-capitalism capitalism

1. anti-capitalism capitalism

noun

a political ideology in which one is a capitalist but also is an anti-capitalist.

• one proposed idea for the praxis of anti-capitalism capitalism is exploiting the loopholes of capitalism to make it collapse from the inside.

• a common meme form of praxis is when one simply buys capitalism for the sole purpose of destroying it right afterwards.
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2. anti-capitalism capitalist

noun
noun: anti-capitalism capitalist; plural noun: anti-capitalism capitalists

someone who supports and/or advocates for anti-capitalism capitalism.
1.

“Hey, have you heard of this new ideology? It’s called anti-capitalism capitalism.”
“Isn’t that an oxymoron?”
Absolutely not. You’re the moron for thinking that it is.”

2.
“What are your political leanings?”
“Me? I don’t know where my views would fit in. I’m an anti-capitalism capitalist.”
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Capital

To be utterly incompetent and without redeeming merit. Unfit for purpose.
Deliveryman: I have your item here madam, but I appear to have dropped it and kicked it on it's side...and pissed on it.
Recipient: Thanks. I expect nothing less from you capital retards
by Dan the shagger December 12, 2014
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Capitalism.

Money that u get because of money
Dude 1: Why are these books $300 each, thats wayyy too much money for a book.
Me, an intellectual: Capitalism. m money
by my psodemsn August 23, 2021
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Capitalization

Capitalization is used like this, Help your Uncle Jack off a horse and help your uncle jack off a horse.
by meme_dude_was_taken March 24, 2021
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capitalize on it

todd talked to his girl, he wants to capitalize on it
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capitalism

Far-right dictatorship where the rich are getting richer and only the poor are becoming miserable through exploitation. Killed 58 million people.
by Serbize March 24, 2023
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