candidate for insemination

someone you'd like to stick your man meat in.

She's definalty a candidate for insemination

by todd March 10, 2003

candid camera

Hidin recordings of the least expected and goofiest episodes

I didn't know you recorded me

Yup haha got u red handed on candid camera

by Candid camera May 25, 2018

caniption

A restrained hissy fit

When she found out her car had been stolen, she had an absolute caniption.

by Shaun November 5, 2004

Candidate for meat

A girl who is attractive, despite being too skinny. The term suggests that she's attractive enough to sleep with, but should probably eat some cheeseburgers. In both cases, meat is what she needs.

That checkout girl is kinda cute. What do you think?

Yeah, but she could stand to gain some weight. I'd say she's a candidate for meat.

by CtrlBurn June 18, 2009

Candi Pantz

A derogatory label applied to a person prone to inappropriately storing candy in their undergarments, usually for the illicit enticement of minors.

He can't go within 200 feet of a playground or school 'cause he's a candi pantz.

by Sean Krausz December 30, 2010

candian twister

When you put maple syrup in the anus while twisting and pushing in and pulling out

I totally gave her a candian twister and she liked it

by Knucklezz420 August 2, 2018

candied banana

The after effects of when a female dips her male companion's penis in caramel. Once hardened, the caramel becomes a condom for sexual use. Often used during fall time when there is leftover caramel from making candied apples.

Did you hear Bob and Cindy made Candied Bananas? After they fucked, ants crawled all over Cindy's vagina due to the friction, coupled with the high temperature of the vagina lining, melting the caramel inside her.

by Warrior ninja October 24, 2019