cited

A Shortening of the word "Excited".

"Fuck man i'm so cited bout these strippers!"

by Grant S January 11, 2008

Criterion Grill

Criterion Grill: A term used to describe a sexual maneouvre where a man is 'grilled' between 2 girls. 'Grilling' involves Girl A rubbing herself upon the man's face, while Girl B takes the 'cowgirl' position...
The term originated amongst students in Picadilly, after the fabled antics of the head waiter at the Criterion Grill in Picadilly.
The question 'have you eaten at the Criterion Grill in Piccadilly?' is a popular opening gambit to discover whether a man/woman is interested in a sexual liaison.

Aww man, FRAN and Suzie gave me the full Criterion Grill last night, it was bitchin'

by Joshtherower May 31, 2009

Csite

Cum Shot In The Eye

I'll give you a Csite, if you don't shut up!

by Adiii January 17, 2011

Critemare

1. To do something that is a nightmare, but its so bad that it turned into a critemare.....
2. A nightmare that happens to creighton, henceforth.... critemare.

I shagged a girl who probably has an STI..... Critemare

Someone smashed up my car..... Critemare

I just won the lottery and lost my ticket.... Critemare

by Shaun the Fat 2010 February 26, 2011

clitello

Eating jello off of a clitoris while pleasing your lover

Ken why weren't you at homecoming last night? Oh it's because I was in a clitello orgy and we had extra jello

by Wooloke April 7, 2015

Cited

Just like a strong excited feeling when your over tired, or it’s nearly bedtime, or waiting for food and you get a burst of silly energy.

I can’t wait for chinese tonight, I’m getting proper cited.

by Levi Rowntree May 4, 2018

caiten

Caiten is a bold talented person that always speaks their mind and isn’t afraid of risks. if you manage to get a caiten it’s a keeper, caiten’s are usually unique and funny

Caiten can you come fetch your books

by jamie 8293 October 7, 2020