Crypto Fries

A cool guy

Hey have you talked to crypto fries?
Yeah hes a cool guy

by Crypto Fries October 11, 2021

Crypto

That one guy on discord who thinks he's very funny by making the gayest jokes and furry noises possible, with moans and groans included in a voice chat.

Crypto: RAWR! UwU XD! Your dick looks delicious...
Person 1: Holy shit fuck off crypto!
Crypto: UWU

by anonymous July 24, 2021

crypto jail

When you stake your Ethereum in Ethereum 2.0 on coinbase and can’t sell for an undisclosed amount of time.

Larry wanted to hodl his crypto, but couldn’t trust himself and put his crypto into crypto jail.

by Stevenbakermac August 13, 2021

crypto jail

When you stake your Ethereum in Ethereum 2.0 on coinbase and can’t sell for an undisclosed amount of time.

Larry wanted to hodl his crypto, but couldn’t trust himself and put his crypto into crypto jail.

by Stevenbakermac August 13, 2021

crypto jail

When you stake your Ethereum in Ethereum 2.0 on coinbase and can’t sell for an undisclosed amount of time.

Larry wanted to hodl his crypto, but couldn’t trust himself and put his crypto into crypto jail.

by Stevenbakermac August 13, 2021

crypto life crisis

A form of quarter or midlife crisis that occurs when the subject comes to the startling realization that cryptocurrency and NFTs are not the end all solution to their problems they thought they were.

“Have you heard from Andy lately?”
“Not since he started going through his crypto life crisis after NFT sales dropped 92%”
“92%? What an abysmal failure and scam.”
“Exactly.”

by Crazy Train McGraw May 17, 2022

dirty crypto

When an asian decides to hack into a large business involved with both blood sports, human trafficking or money and uses that to hire as many red haired woman as physically possible.

My mate Joe is really into a dirty crypto, he does it every weekend.

by Michileinwe-men May 17, 2022