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crypto jail

When you stake your Ethereum in Ethereum 2.0 on coinbase and can’t sell for an undisclosed amount of time.
Larry wanted to hodl his crypto, but couldn’t trust himself and put his crypto into crypto jail.
by Stevenbakermac August 13, 2021
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Crypto Portal

A sick place for checking out hot NFTs and meeting some fellow degens. 21st century art displayed in a 12th century cellar, where else can you find this alpha?
Oh yeah I bought some sick NFT on display at Crypto Portal.
by Sammgislegit November 22, 2021
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crypto life crisis

A form of quarter or midlife crisis that occurs when the subject comes to the startling realization that cryptocurrency and NFTs are not the end all solution to their problems they thought they were.
“Have you heard from Andy lately?”
“Not since he started going through his crypto life crisis after NFT sales dropped 92%”
“92%? What an abysmal failure and scam.”
Exactly.”
by Crazy Train McGraw May 17, 2022
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crypto jail

When you stake your Ethereum in Ethereum 2.0 on coinbase and can’t sell for an undisclosed amount of time.
Larry wanted to hodl his crypto, but couldn’t trust himself and put his crypto into crypto jail.
by Stevenbakermac August 13, 2021
mugGet the crypto jailmug.

Crypto-anxiety

Crypto-currency owners who are anxious about the rise or fall of crypto-currency's value and can't stop thinking about crypto-currency.
This person can't stop looking at the value of crypto currency all day long on his cell phone, I think he has crypto-anxiety.
by MCM_HelloWorld October 14, 2023
mugGet the Crypto-anxietymug.

crypto block heads

An ecosystem of the lesser-known species "homocryptbloceads" The Genesis Block of this confused bunch was laid by Chrisbpirate. The crypto block heads (CBH) have none of the right moves but that's good for you as they make the mistakes in crypto, so you don't have to.
The crypto block heads just exchanged private keys written on napkins at the coffee shop.
by the bored lawyer March 16, 2021
mugGet the crypto block headsmug.

crypto curry

Secret recipe of Indian spice blend used for curry sauce.
I wished that Zoya would share her secret recipe for that delicious Crypto Curry with me.

Wow, what's in that curry? Can't say, it's Crypto Curry.
by Bumblebee18 June 1, 2018
mugGet the crypto currymug.

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