"He's such a male cruncher."
"Excuse me a what?"
"Idk check urban dictionary"
*checks urban dictionary* *only finds muff cruncher*
"It's like that but gay"
"Excuse me a what?"
"Idk check urban dictionary"
*checks urban dictionary* *only finds muff cruncher*
"It's like that but gay"
by LilSkirt January 03, 2022
The act of taking a pair of pliers to rip off a woman’s clitoris, then blowing a large cloud of meth smoke in her asshole while shooting her family
Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly
by BigCocobutterD May 01, 2019
A word to describe a usually typical white make or female because they don’t have much taste in food.
by JayPatelBabes8 December 11, 2021
A derogatory term that originated in the 1930's Australian depression, referring to unemployed people in line for the free food van.
by Chow Chomper August 22, 2015
Toes that are immensely bigger than the average human's fingers and are able to claw their way into your carpet, through your floor, gripping your house foundation, hence the name carpet crunchers.
Extra 1: BE QUIET DON'T YOU HAVE TWO CARPET CRUNCHERS 3000??
Extra 2: HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEYRE GONNA BECOME HUMAN CRUNCHERS
Extra 2: HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEYRE GONNA BECOME HUMAN CRUNCHERS
by I eat your toes for breakfast May 09, 2023
An East Coast Term referring to a particularly harsh hit of marijuana when smoking out of a bong or similar apparatus, usually the 2nd or 3rd hit from the bowl. This is the hit that has all the kief on it, and the recipient usually ends up coughing a lot.
by blizzyasfck January 19, 2011
A large truck or SUV built for American streets after 2020.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.
I was walking to the park yesterday with little Susie and a kid cruncher ran a stop sign and nearly killed her!
by Janatan September 06, 2023