1. The mechanical bullriding contest in Urban Cowboy is a rare glimpse into the nocturnal activities of white people.
2. "Say Billy and Jeb, I'm fixin' to go the bullriding contest at Gilley's tonight. Y'all goin'?"
by Dem Franchize Boyz November 9, 2004
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Youtube Pissing Contest

Not to be confused with Youtube War

A malicious Youtube Party that occurs when more than one Youtube Nuisance congregates and begins watching Youtube videos, usually amongst friends or groups of people. The Youtube Nuisances will suggest/search videos they believe are amusing in an increasingly aggressive fashion, often interrupting each others' videos to do so. This alternating of videos back and forth will often produce a massive Youtube Vortex of which the audience is involved, usually against their wills, and ends with all parties no longer interested in Youtube videos and leaving the original Youtube Nuisances aggravated and abhorrent.
Bob and Ned had a Youtube Pissing Contest last night. Ned started off watching Rock Sugar videos but Bob kept switching over to butt crack fetish videos. By midnight we all wanted to kill each other but went out for drinks instead.
by Tnadz October 21, 2010
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Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.
Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!
by lukebellend December 11, 2011
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Pie Eating Contest

My girlfriend went to a pie eating contest at the fair, and doesn't like hot dogs any more.
by cloudedview August 1, 2008
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dick measuring contest

A friendly competition between you and your friends to see who has the best claim to say, "Mine's bigger." Both more reliable in its results and more fun for the competitors where the results are determined, not by the competitors themselves, but by objective female judges.
At the end of the dick measuring contest, she gave me a hand job.
by adam phillips November 8, 2008
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ass kissing contest

An election where the politician who kisses the most asses wins.
I didn't watch any of the ass kissing contest did you?
by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009
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American Song Contest

An exact copy of the Eurovision Song Contest 👀
-Do you know what the American Song Contest is?
-Yes! Its exactly the same as the Eurovision Song Contest..
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