I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!

A famous and funny thing Light says in the show Death Note. "I'll be solving math equations with my left hand and eating with my right." "I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!"

your friend:
What?! You forgot your math homework and home? What are you gonna do?!

you:
I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!

by hn9090 May 20, 2009

Chip Chocolate

Chip Chocolate is an emerging Hip-Hop/Rap recording artist.

Chip Chocolate was created by Jesse Wellens, of the popular YouTube channels: BFvsGF, DownRangeGaming and PvP.

Dude 1: "Have you heard the new song the cookie dance, by Chip Chocolate?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, love that track!"
Dude 1: "Same, it makes me want to eat some cookies!"

by dogeman420illuminati97 September 26, 2013

[chip on your shoulder]

A metaphor for being pissed off. Meaning one is angry or holding a grudge over something.

"Why are you so mad? You got a chip on your shoulder?"

by 3AGLE 3YE! November 14, 2015

Chip C

Someone who is ALWAYS there for a friend. Very dependable person. Especially helpful.

by Jenn A October 1, 2003

Chip Taxi

A car that drives by prostitute's for the sole purpose of throwing chips at them, a trend that originated in Glasgow a few years back.

Fucking chip taxi went past last night, Grease stains on my new frock now.

by Jamie Larkin October 29, 2007

chip speak

A language spoken by "affluent" males (age 14 - 35) from Connecticut.

Phil said "Todd and I are going to play a quick game of squash on my private course, why don't you have your driver drop you off here".

Rick responded "Phil chill with all that chip speak, you know I take the bus every where"

by Ben Franklins February 7, 2008

Chip Bleeder

Someone who is loosing badly in a game of poker

Paddy is a chip bleeder, he's been bleeding chips all night!

by BatGlenn January 5, 2009