Cell Phone Sex

When your cellphone vibrates and you stick it up your vagina . Pretty much having sex with your phone .

A: Wow, what vibrate setting is your phone one? B: High A: That`s the best for cell phone sex.

by ohheygirlhey May 14, 2010

Dialing the Cell Phone

The act of male masturbation.

Dinadan had to leave Molten Core because he was Dialing the Cell Phone.

by Beanhunter June 11, 2006

cell phone whip

To assault a person utilizing a cellular phone as a weapon. Similar to a pistol whip.

In order to avoid assault, I cell phone whipped him, into unconciousness.

Ho! You know I'll cell phone whip a bitch!

by black jesus July 23, 2005

Cell phone Condom

The case or clip that holds your cellular phone.

Practice safe text, wear a Cell phone Condom

by gammadelta1 October 15, 2007

color cell phone

An internal mechanism used for detecting homosexuality in others, otherwise known as "gaydar."

- "That guy Tom is really cute. And he's gay, too!"

- "Are you sure?"

-"Are you kidding me? My color cell phone was ringing off the hook!"

by Flipasaur July 23, 2006

cell phone warrior

Person who, typically while driving, calls 911 for someone minding their own business on the side of the road typically asleep. See also cell phone hero.

"Hi did you call 911." "What?! Man I was just asleep." "God damn cell phone warrior!"

by Walker00791 August 16, 2017

Cell Phone Silverware

The act of placing your smartphone next to your plate at dinnertime, whether actually texting someone or not, with the intention to brag about your smartphone, or because you feel the need to check the time every 3 minutes. Usually this is done by people of 16-25 years of age.

As if they had all previously agreed they'd do it, everyone at the table pulled out their Iphone 27s' and Droid R2-D2s, waved them around to let everyone know they had them, and set them down at the table to use for Cell Phone Silverware. The two crack heads in the corner were the only one's using them, and were checking the time every minute.

by TheunknownXD April 3, 2013