The sexual act of: Finding a wild beaver, shaving said beaver, and rubbing maple syrup all over the beaver. Finding a moose, and placing the beaver inside the moose in the most violent manner possible. Sodomizing the moose. Killing the moose and roasting it over a bonfire made of dead maple trees. Eating the moose and beaver like a turducken, while Pamela Anderson breast feeds Stephen Colbert's Grammy. Then using the Stanley Cup as a pimp cup to sip purple drank. All the while using the word "Eh?" and blaming your sexual depravity on Canada as much as humanly possible. Once finished you must change your name to preserve your image as "wholesome."
Dude, Levi, this weekend was so crazy. I totally did a Canada's History.
Dude, please stop calling me and telling me about your weekend, Mrs. Palin. We're not friends.
Dude, please stop calling me and telling me about your weekend, Mrs. Palin. We're not friends.
by Americafuckyeah!!! February 05, 2010
Canada's History is a sexual act wherein two sexual partners defecate in a hockey trophy, particularly a Stanley Cup, top the contents with maple syrup, and proceed to pour the contents upon one another while performing anal sex.
by Larsipan1112 February 05, 2010
A sex ritual whereby a woman pleasures herself with the working end of a moose antler while her mate preps himself with maple syrup. When they finish, they each defecate into the Stanley Cup.
Liddie: "I think Steve and Kim are getting serious!"
Jane: "Really? You think he's going to pop the quesiton?"
Liddie: "Probably! I mean, they re-enacted Canada's History last night!"
Liddie: "No way! She's so lucky to have a guy like Steve."
Jane: "Really? You think he's going to pop the quesiton?"
Liddie: "Probably! I mean, they re-enacted Canada's History last night!"
Liddie: "No way! She's so lucky to have a guy like Steve."
by ShirleyShellfish February 05, 2010
1. Also known as two moose, one cup.
2. A sex act engaged in by one man, one woman, two moose and the Stanley cup. The man and woman give each other maple syrup enemas, then promptly begin to shit in the cup. The moose are also encouraged to shit in the cup while the man and woman rub the sticky shit-goo over each other's naked bodies and the moose antlers. The santorum-like substance is then licked off by all parties prior to the ensuing orgy.
NOTE: If the act includes two people of the same sex and two moose, it is known as Mexico's History.
2. A sex act engaged in by one man, one woman, two moose and the Stanley cup. The man and woman give each other maple syrup enemas, then promptly begin to shit in the cup. The moose are also encouraged to shit in the cup while the man and woman rub the sticky shit-goo over each other's naked bodies and the moose antlers. The santorum-like substance is then licked off by all parties prior to the ensuing orgy.
NOTE: If the act includes two people of the same sex and two moose, it is known as Mexico's History.
She was well educated in Canada's History. She found the tamest, horniest moose at the zoo and showed me a great night - though I still have sticky shit in half of my crevices.
When Ricardo said she was a mooseknuckler, I thought he meant I could see her meaty twat through her jeans! It turns out she likes Canada's History - and now I do, too!
When Ricardo said she was a mooseknuckler, I thought he meant I could see her meaty twat through her jeans! It turns out she likes Canada's History - and now I do, too!
by Jaz4Colbert February 05, 2010
an act when two canadian women set a moose head on top of the stanley cup. The two women insert the moose antlers into their vaginas while a man stands behind the cup and moose being jacked off by the two women creating a maple leaf shape. When the man shoots out his "syrup" the act is complete.
"hey man did you hear why conan obrian is losing his show?"
"yeah man i heard he got caught showing Canada's history to two of his writers"
"yeah man i heard he got caught showing Canada's history to two of his writers"
by xiPwn0graphyix February 05, 2010
A ritual so shamelessly vulgar and disturbing, it would turn even the strongest stomachs. It is a
Canadian tradition where a person first uses the Stanley Cup to bash a moose(opposite sex of the
person in most cases) in the head and knock it down. After the moose is on the ground, the person then
proceeds to get naked and cover them self in honey. After getting completely covered in honey, the
person then applies honey to the moose's anus and genatels and then licks the honey off the moose's
scrotum while sticking one arm up then anus of the moose to stimulate the prostate. This act causes
the moose to become excited, at which point the person begins to use the other hand to masturbate the
moose. After a short time the moose will ejaculate into the Stanley Cup. Once all of the moose sperm
is unloaded into the cup, the person eviscerate the moose and adds the entrails into the Stanley Cup
with the sperm. The person then masticates the contents of the Cup and then ingest the concoction.
While the concoction is being digested the moose antlers are removed and covered with honey and then
inserted into the person anus or any other orifice desired. After a while the person then defecates
into the Stanley Cup the moose antlers are used to scoop out what is known as Canada's History. It is
said that Sarah Palin performs this on her "hunting trips". It is also rumored that Fox News has
adopted this as an initiation to become a news broadcaster.
Canadian tradition where a person first uses the Stanley Cup to bash a moose(opposite sex of the
person in most cases) in the head and knock it down. After the moose is on the ground, the person then
proceeds to get naked and cover them self in honey. After getting completely covered in honey, the
person then applies honey to the moose's anus and genatels and then licks the honey off the moose's
scrotum while sticking one arm up then anus of the moose to stimulate the prostate. This act causes
the moose to become excited, at which point the person begins to use the other hand to masturbate the
moose. After a short time the moose will ejaculate into the Stanley Cup. Once all of the moose sperm
is unloaded into the cup, the person eviscerate the moose and adds the entrails into the Stanley Cup
with the sperm. The person then masticates the contents of the Cup and then ingest the concoction.
While the concoction is being digested the moose antlers are removed and covered with honey and then
inserted into the person anus or any other orifice desired. After a while the person then defecates
into the Stanley Cup the moose antlers are used to scoop out what is known as Canada's History. It is
said that Sarah Palin performs this on her "hunting trips". It is also rumored that Fox News has
adopted this as an initiation to become a news broadcaster.
Sarah Palin served Levi Johnston Canada's History before paying him to give Palin's daughter a Pearl Necklas
by UrMomLikesDP February 05, 2010
Canada's History is a sexual act that involves one beaver, a male, female, maple syrup, and a moose. It is preformed when the female inserts the beaver in her vagina and proceeds to cover herself in maple syrup, the moose then begins to lick it off of the female while the male uses a moose antler as a dildo for his ass. At this point the female must preform oral sex on the male and when he is at the point of orgasm the female removes the beaver from her beaver and sticks it onto the males penis and he proceeds to blow his load into the beaver.
by Taozoo February 05, 2010