Calums are annoying and are a dumb species, usually found near the wild classes in the dangerous school, if you see a Calum, be sure to ask him the hardest math question to make him look dumb
by PotatertotIsCool October 27, 2020
Calum. Calum is a simp and is attracted to girls called Sophie's with really blonde hair. He likes to call them highlighters cause he wants them up his arse hole.
Calum you simp
by Stephen price August 17, 2020
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by Game Prime February 19, 2023
If you ever come across a calum run for the hills. Calum may seem kind, loving and caring but once comfortable, calum will show his true colours. Calums are heartbreaks, don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves and I wish I never met a calum. Calums pretend to care about you and your problems but really he'll use them to break you down.
by Candle_burn January 23, 2024
A Calum is a small creature generally associated with something like Golem from 'the lord of the rings' they tend to be small white males who hide in the darkness of their rooms waiting for their favourite youtuber to upload a video
by Shamefvl_ March 21, 2022
by Bigman86 January 11, 2019