calum
this is the most fucked up cookie Cunt fucker I’ve ever fucking met. this motherfucker doesn’t fuck around and crushes cookies for a fucking living. cookie As in pussies bro cookies are pussies. he will cheat on you with another girl. fucking cunt ass bitch
this is the most fucked up cookie Cunt fucker I’ve ever fucking met. this motherfucker doesn’t fuck around and crushes cookies for a fucking living. cookie As in pussies bro cookies are pussies. he will cheat on you with another girl. fucking cunt ass bitch
“ew look at that guy he looks like such a fucking Calum”
“oh yeah. i wouldn’t go near that guy. looks like he gets no pussy”
“oh yeah. i wouldn’t go near that guy. looks like he gets no pussy”
by iknowyourtruth February 3, 2024

by AidenBama9 March 6, 2022

by Ketamawn November 13, 2020

A guy you wish you could never meet or come across. he is a prick that uses girls for his own self gain.
Calum’s give off a sweet as persona but once you get to know them, your opinion of them changes quite rapidly. you think you know them, but it turns out you don’t. You fall for them thinking that they’re this amazing person but just another red flag!
Calum’s give off a sweet as persona but once you get to know them, your opinion of them changes quite rapidly. you think you know them, but it turns out you don’t. You fall for them thinking that they’re this amazing person but just another red flag!
by Johnnyyyy mcronald September 22, 2022

Definition: When you wanna throw your phone against something to soothe the pain or fusturation you're feeling, but you're flat out broke, so you cope with crying your ass off. And that's what we call ✨Feeling Calum✨
✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: "Oh, crap, not this again!
Person two: What?"
Person one: "Luke spent all of MY money on club peniguin."
Person: "I'm sorry, Ash. Maybe throw something, like your phone at the wall."
Person one: "Are you listening? I'm broke and I won't be abled to buy a new phone."
Person two: "Just don't be to bummed out, you don't wanna ✨Feel Calum✨, now do you?"
"Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is the soundtrack to ✨Feeling Calum✨
Person one: "Oh, crap, not this again!
Person two: What?"
Person one: "Luke spent all of MY money on club peniguin."
Person: "I'm sorry, Ash. Maybe throw something, like your phone at the wall."
Person one: "Are you listening? I'm broke and I won't be abled to buy a new phone."
Person two: "Just don't be to bummed out, you don't wanna ✨Feel Calum✨, now do you?"
"Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is the soundtrack to ✨Feeling Calum✨
by Fakebetch_Revenge November 4, 2020

Person 1: damn look at calum
Person 2: he is such a submissive and breedable femboy
Person 1: what the fuck
Person 2: he is such a submissive and breedable femboy
Person 1: what the fuck
by Grass man Huger October 13, 2021

Calum Hoodism is the uncommon condition, typically found in teenage girls or 22 year old who love the band 5SOS (5 seconds of summer). This condition causes the person to be obsessed/in love with the bass player, talk about him more often than not, stalk socials, have dozens of photos of them.. you get the point.
Person with condition: "omg did you hear?! 5SOS are going on tour, oh my god I get to see that sexy mf Calum Hood!"
normal person: "oh cool!"
PWC: "Omg I loveeeee him, everything about him is perfect, his smile, hands, voice, h-"
normal person: "oh my god, do you ever shut up about him?"
PWC: "no... I have Calum Hoodism"
normal person: "oh cool!"
PWC: "Omg I loveeeee him, everything about him is perfect, his smile, hands, voice, h-"
normal person: "oh my god, do you ever shut up about him?"
PWC: "no... I have Calum Hoodism"
by 5SOS>>You May 28, 2023
