turd burglar

Robin Hood with a poop fetish.

Shoot dat thievin'-ass bitch! He sto' ma' turd!

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

turd burglar

"TURD BURGLAR" One who uses his tool to remove turd's from another fellows back passage

EG. Elton John. Julian Clairey. Dale Winton etc.

by PHIL MC CRACKEN June 1, 2005

ass burglar

One who burgles ass

God that ass burglar just burgled my ass.

by b-randon September 11, 2003

batty burglar

a homosexual/gay male human.

"why is george michael such a batty burglar?"

by chewbacca June 19, 2006

Turtle Burglar

A person who has to poop so badly that others notice. Like a turtle head is about to emerge.

"Why is that old lady fidgeting around like that?"
"She's doing the poop dance because she's a turtle burglar"

by Rock Tomskin & Notorious GREG August 2, 2012

Turd burglar

A person you do not particularly like who you have a suspicion burgles turds

Oi Dolan
Ye

Dude ur a turd burglar
Gooby pleaz

by Buttorange101 February 24, 2018

Air burglar

A person who takes more air than they are worth.

Step up and do your job!! Do not be an air burglar!!

by 68nthensome January 24, 2019