turd burglar

Robin Hood with a poop fetish.

Shoot dat thievin'-ass bitch! He sto' ma' turd!

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

turd burglar

"TURD BURGLAR" One who uses his tool to remove turd's from another fellows back passage

EG. Elton John. Julian Clairey. Dale Winton etc.

by PHIL MC CRACKEN June 1, 2005

ass burglar

One who burgles ass

God that ass burglar just burgled my ass.

by b-randon September 11, 2003

batty burglar

a homosexual/gay male human.

"why is george michael such a batty burglar?"

by chewbacca June 19, 2006

Air burglar

A person who takes more air than they are worth.

Step up and do your job!! Do not be an air burglar!!

by 68nthensome January 24, 2019

fudge burglar

One who enters another anus without permission from the owner and removes colon fudge

Rick the masked fudge burglar entered into 5 anal cavities last night and took quite a load of colon fudge

by BIG T 49 June 6, 2016

anus burglar

A man or woman who repeatedly makes a forced entry into others' anal regions.

Jim: Hey, John, want me to check your prostate?
John: NO THANKS, you anus burglar!

Susie: My boss is such an anus burglar.
Dianne: I know - what a creep!

by fuckity fuck fuck the 3rd November 12, 2013