Jason is such a cock buffer.
Why don't you just go buff a few cocks.
Is there a cock buffer in the house?
Why don't you just go buff a few cocks.
Is there a cock buffer in the house?
by Bernard Lebowski January 9, 2004
Get the Cock Buffer mug.Someone who go in and makeout with a girl or lick her pussy right after she had sex with another guy.
Eddie: hey babe your vagina taste funny today...
Some Whore: ohh really? I've had alot of salt... =S
Eddie: why is there this long ass pube here?
Some Whore: it's not yours???
Eddie: no I shaved... like a bald eagle
Some Whore: ohhh it umm must be from my head...
Other guy hiding in the cupboard using all of his muscle in his body... trying not to laugh at the fact that "eddie" has just tasted his juice.
i.e eddie is a penis buffer
Some Whore: ohh really? I've had alot of salt... =S
Eddie: why is there this long ass pube here?
Some Whore: it's not yours???
Eddie: no I shaved... like a bald eagle
Some Whore: ohhh it umm must be from my head...
Other guy hiding in the cupboard using all of his muscle in his body... trying not to laugh at the fact that "eddie" has just tasted his juice.
i.e eddie is a penis buffer
by Random7410 May 3, 2008
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A member of the opposite sex seated between two straight men as a "buffer", in order to cut back on awkwardness. Often abbreviated "PB" in casual use.
Jenna, Dave and Carlos have their panties in a twist and won't sit next to each other. Can you go over there and pussy buffer (PB)?
by cannedpeaches July 15, 2010
Get the pussy buffer mug.A towering demented mammal-amphibian, native to but not limited to Australia (found on all 8 continents), having four legs, one of which shaped like a cage, the others of which shaped like sasquatch hands, but contrary to walking on all four legs it staggers on one leg in somewhat of peg-leg motion. It has a dirty beard, a snout like a vicious anteater, but yet eats no ants, a tail in the middle of its stomach where most would assume a belly-button would be, a tentacle riddled orifice that is capable of dismantling an elephant in .2 seconds flat. The skin of the buffer has a slimy texture that it sheds every other blue moon, but the reason it is classified as a mammal-amphibian is because it has the very hairy and dirty beard and scientists decided to classify as the first of the fusion class of the two species. It is a shade of blue. It is most prominently found in underwater caves but is also found on land in moist areas. The buffer is capable if ever feeling threatened it can project poisonous darts, but it is rarely threatened.
by Na Na Mak October 7, 2009
Get the buffer mug.A Muff Buffer is a man’s beard that is more than a 1/4 inches in length. Long enough so that when performing the art of cunilingus the beard tickles the girls Twat and also creates a street sweeper effect cleaning any lint or "Muff Biscuits" that might be there.
"It was her time of the month and I cought a Blood Biscuit in my Muff Buffer"
"She had a Yeast Infection, I have been pullin Bread Pellets out of my Muff Buffer"
"She had a Yeast Infection, I have been pullin Bread Pellets out of my Muff Buffer"
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