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You gotta be the brokest mfer I done ever meet.
by sickazindustriez May 10, 2025
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Brofessor

Brofessor (noun)
One who delivers ancient wisdom in between sets of bench press. Known to quote Nietzsche while correcting your squat form. Often found in minimalist gyms, sipping cold brew, whispering about the fall of empires.
“Socrates asked questions. The Brofessor asks reps.”
“He corrected my deadlift form and my worldview in the same breath. What a Brofessor.”
“This isn’t just pre-workout. This is a Brofessor’s elixir.”
by PRS-BROFESSOR April 7, 2025
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Bromestics

When male friends ,partners ,homies etc. have domestic disputes and have to take a break from one another.
Jack and John are obviously having some type of bromestics situation they haven't talked seen or got together for weeks now
by Walkinghawk September 5, 2025
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Bromestic

When two or more males that are friends,homies partners ,bros etc . Have disputes and or conflicting situations that they stop talking seeing or hanging out with each other
Jack and John are having some"bromestic" problems and not speaking.
by Walkinghawk September 5, 2025
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Brofessionals

2 pros at being bros.
Look at these two racers, they are clearly brofessionals.
by Money Yif December 30, 2025
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