Brief

Brief means short or quick, or something that won’t take long.

Shelly: “Make it brief in there gordon! I will be waiting for you!”

Gordon: “ Of course Shelly, I’ll make it very brief with her!”

by Dog fleas December 26, 2021

County jail brown brief

County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.

Deputy : everybody line up…

Inmate: everybody get in line.

Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?

Inmate: large

Deputy: next

Inmate: small

Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown

Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…

Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next

Inmate: can I exchange it?

Deputy: nope. Wash it!

Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”

by Bigbirddebelen November 10, 2022

brown brief

brown brief: its the brown zebra stripes you have on your underwear after you scratch your butt.

sis: your brief is brown.
bro: no its white.
sis: yeah its brown.
bro: no its white.
sis: look its brown in the middle there's poop on it.
bro: brown brief.

by mali it titi mo June 3, 2017

Brief Cake

The package of an individual seen through briefs/tighty-whities.

*looking at the package of an individual seen through briefs/tighty-whities* "Holy shit, look at that Brief Cake"

by Brief Cake September 4, 2015