Booty Bread

One of the end pieces of a loaf of bread.

usu. refers to your average sandwich loaf of bread, but can apply equally to all breads having a booty.

"I don't see why people don't like the booty bread. Ain't nothing wrong with the booty bread."

by Booty Fruity April 29, 2010

Ass Bread

A long, sticky gooey crap that takes forever to get out of you anus and requires about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe up afterwards (in may even require a re-wipe later). It has the consistency and texture of Play-Doh being pumped out of that extruder thing-a-ma-jig. Ass bread makes you want to never take a shit again. Ass bread is the antithesis of Ass Nuggets and Ass Potatoes.

I was at a bar talking with this really hot chick when I had to take a dump. Wouldn't you know, it turned out to be the worst load of ass bread I've ever had. Why couldn't it have been just a few ass nuggets or potatoes?!I was gone so long when I finally got done she had left. Damn I HATE ass bread!

by Andrew June 18, 2006

bread baby

Similar to a food baby, when a person consumes large amounts of carbohydrates (e.g.- breads, pastas, rice) and their stomach protrudes, looking pregnant.

I have to stop eating so many carbs or else I'm going to birth a bread baby.

by cretinhop June 26, 2008

Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter

1. Same as saying "don't shit where you eat"
2. Meat meaning "meat injection" and "bread and butter" meaning money.
3. It's not a good idea to sleep with the same people you work with.

Co worker: have you noticed Bam's got nice buns
Me: Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter

by Miss JRD July 28, 2012

Salad on Bread

When a sandwich does not contain meat and thus is not a sandwich. Peanut Butter and Jelly and Grilled Cheese do fall under the category of sandwich and are the only exceptions. This is because 1. Peanuts can be considered a meat, and 2.Grilled Cheese does not traditionally contain vegetables. Besides these two examples, a meatless sandwich is considered salad on bread. This is oft a hotly debated topic

Why didn't you get a real sandwich? That looks like salad on bread!

by Thomas Joslin November 9, 2008

Bread snake

Slang term for a twist tie.

I just gave my cat a bread snake to play with but now I'm going to have stale bread.

by jk298 November 5, 2010

breaded like bimbo

when a person has money or is on a payroll

also considered to be a person who has so much money he has some to lend

michael: yu got money?
luis: bro, im breaded like bimbo..of course i do.!

by Luis Muhh-Fuckinn' Sandoval April 26, 2011