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breed and proceed

this is a phrase said when some thotie is either crazy, boring, stupid or whatever the fuck, but she has some mighty fine cheeks so u just tickle her insides then promptly leave
yo this girl has some FINE tits but shes dumb as shit, i think imma just breed and proceed
by m4rk0n1 October 4, 2019
mugGet the breed and proceedmug.

Alness breed

Some of the biggest shitebags sour faced and speaks a load of shite as facts
Person1: Aww ya see that tink over there
Person2: Yeah man lies threw his teeth manky bastard
Person1: Thats an Alness breed that
by MCDrizzleCake March 4, 2019
mugGet the Alness breedmug.

breeding sandwich

A mffm fourway with the goal of getting both girls pregnant. Both guys should be on the outside forming the bread while the two girls should be on the inside facing each other so they can make out, rub each other clits and otherwise stimulate each other as they are reprogrammed.
While not required, homoerotic acts such as the guys sucking each other to the erections that they will use to knock up the girls, are encouraged so that the conceptions can be thought of as a team effort.
Samantha: Well girl, you look magical with that baby bump.
Chloe: Just as magical as being in that breeding sandwich with you that got you knocked up as well.
Samantha: Yeah it is weirdly intimate to think that each of us had a life changing event performed merely inches away from each other.
Chloe: Hey you know you are besties when you make it a point to be rubbing clits as you are getting knocked up

Meanwhile in the other room
James: You know it was really sexy the way you used your mouth to activate my reprogrammer so I could knock up Chloe
Thomas: With how sexy she and Samantha look now I am glad we gave each other the erections that in turn knocked them up.

James: Truly a breeding sandwich is up there with fishing in amazing guy bonding experiences and to think our children will have a special bond before they are even born.
by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023
mugGet the breeding sandwichmug.

Nickel Breed

1. A commercial band that is cliche in all boundaries of music from lame music videos, pop chord progressions, and over-used or stolen lyrics. (Also Creedle Back)
2. Combination of Nickelback and Creed used to describe bands in the Cheesedick Rock genre.
Bobby: Roadskid, turn off the radio, I hate these Nickel Breeds.
Roadskid: But this is the new Yellow Card song.
Bobby: Oh really? I thought it was All-American Rejects, My Chemical Romance, Good Charlotte, Blink 182...
by Big Bobbity December 12, 2007
mugGet the Nickel Breedmug.

french breed

When you have fuck and kiss at the same time
Dude, I french breeded Angela so hard last night!
by Chaz Badazz August 31, 2016
mugGet the french breedmug.

snuggery breeding

A form of a forced breeding kink that takes place in the context of a snuggery threesome. The kink involves several layers of power play stacked together as the man is able to role-play that his dick is so powerful that not only can he permanently alter a woman's body with it, nor is it just that he is able to do so over her protests but that his dick is so powerful that another woman wants to serve as a human sex toy to prepare the first girl for her breeding. This kink is multiplicatively more objectifying than any of the three separate kinks/fantasies of breeding, cnc and the mff threesome that comprise it and thus requires A LOT OF COMMUNICATION BEFORE AND AFTERCARE FOLLOWING. Furthermore this a kink where the idea of YKINMK is very likely to apply given the intense nature of it.
Fanny: Wow there is something extremely sexy about being on the receiving end of a snuggery breeding.
Naomi: Really what is it like?
Fanny: Well not only do I have to submit to Jack's reprogrammer as he breeds me but I also get to pretend that he is so dominant that Alice will eat me out and finger me so that I am wet and horny enough to be bred. Then to have my mouth be turned into a tool that is meant to please her pussy while Jack breeds me makes me feel extremely submissive that I can't help but cum.
by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023
mugGet the snuggery breedingmug.

Spring Breeding

The event that occurred over the course of spring 2021 where millennials in a massive wave achieved their best orgasm since the beginning of March 2020 thanks to Covid 19. This occurrence is due to the massive amount of young individuals posting their vaccination cards on dating apps and websites.
My roommate abandoned me tonight for quarentined March madness. He must be partaking in spring breeding due to his j&j shot.
by Plasticnose April 8, 2021
mugGet the Spring Breedingmug.

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