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A pussy who can’t give his girlfriend shit
Wow he’s such a braden
Braden by desisback February 14, 2019
Braden is the kind of person to hardcore fuck Blake he is annoying and gets sexually horny around old cars
Old car:Who is that

Blake: he’s the guy I fucked last night
Old car: oh ok bye creep
Braden: wait car I have a boner for u
Braden by Idiotic perve April 29, 2019
The class dumbass. Usually is annoying and unhelpful. When you ask him for help he will just annoy you and be completely useless.
Joshua: Hey Braden, can I get some help on this assignment
Braden: NO U
Joshua; *looks at Braden in absolute disgust*
Braden by urabaddie June 23, 2019
Someone who thinks Layla is a bot
Braden means to think Layla is a bot
Braden by Divgibftjbcg October 17, 2019
A white kid that dates girls that are black and are a grade bellow him
That kid Braden kissed kamiah
Braden by Soggywafflez2010 October 20, 2019
A person who does not have faith in a snow day and is a firm hater in the idea of getting one. A braden is a clown.
Normal Person: Dude we might have a snow day it's snowing a lot outside!
Braden: Stop getting your hopes up. It ain't gonna happen.
Normal Person: That's not very cash money of you dude, not cool.
Braden by Sony Gang November 11, 2019