boot

A word which you call someone when they are a pure idiot/dickhead/dork.

Comes from "car boot", where the reject kid goes when there is no more room in the car.

"Can you believe that Tom bought Crocs?"
"That kid is a Boot"

"Today I spent all day watching re-runs of Friends"
"Boot"

*dances like a complete idiot*
"Boot..."

by boot___ January 17, 2008

boot

1. To be heavily intoxicated by any type of substance

2. To abuse a substance

3. To consume a substance very quickly with the results of being heavily intoxicated

4.To refer to past heavily intoxication

DUDE IM SO BOOT
(aka: Dude Im so f*cked)

YOU'RE BOOT
(aka: You're heavily intoxicated)

I WAS SO BOOT
(aka: I was so heavily intoxicated)

by kanandphil December 9, 2008

boot

cool

Do you like my dress?
Yeah it's boot

-
Ah that's boot.

Sweet

by carobonara July 8, 2009

Boot

1. (v.) To give.

Boot me that glove.

by ybalagian September 21, 2009

boot

A person, usually a woman, who demonstrates unnecessary obstinance towards you, e.g. the teacher who marks you down as late even if you are so by only 10 seconds.

- Mrs. Smith gave me a detention for being late, even though the bell was still ringing when I got in!
- Really? What a boot!

- My mum won't let me go, the old boot.

by roboevictionnotice April 12, 2011

Boot

boot is an glamorous synonym for penis. if you want to use table etiquette but need to explain what ya got up to in the weekend, just replace cock with boot.

Get some boot in ya

by smashbox69 July 29, 2011

Boot

marine corps term used to describe a recent boot camp graduate. You can tell by their high and tight haircut, yelling out cadences when running/walking, often works out with a camelback, and posts obnoxious stuff on how "motivated" and "dedicated" they are on social media. Will also brag about how they love to serve their country to their civilian friends and cry at the sight of a bald eagle.

Jon: "God damn fucking field day again"
Boot fuck: "Oorah, kill kill, fucking motivated and dedicated"

Jon:"fucking boot"

by Knight_slayer April 29, 2015