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bologna pony

she wants to ride the bologna pony
by kainmarko September 9, 2003
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Bologna Sinclair

A blowjob. At the point of ejaculation the woman deep throats the penis and holds it down until the man is completely finished.
GUY 1: I hung out with this girl last night...
GUY 2: Oh yeah? Did you get the Bologna Sinclair?
by BigTT January 1, 2009
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Bologna Stick

Your average person of caucasian decent that stinks of bologna.
Person 1: Hey man, so whats up with the party tonight?

Person 2: Not much, just having some fine ass ladies comin by.

*Bologna Stick walks by*

Person 1: Aww god damn it. Now I have to go home and shower so those fine ass ladies don't think I'm a stinky Bologna Stick.
by Ryondo July 1, 2011
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Bologna Roulette

A situation when an individual risks their health and welfare in hopes of quell hunger pangs with bologna that has expired. This instance can be used for other food items other than bologna (i.e. tuna fish, roast beef, chicken, etc.)
1. Steve: Damn, Cory's been in the bathroom a long time, is he going to be ok? Brian: Nah son, Cory just lost in a game of bologna roulette.

2. Pat, after being unemployed for nearly 5 weeks, decided to play some bologna roulette.
by ThatsFliptacular July 25, 2011
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Bologna Hole

Any butthole in a variety of sizes that farts. The perfect bologna hole would be indistinguishable in size from a hole in a slice of bologna. The sound is such as blowing through a hole in a slab of bologna.
Person 1: “Man, that was a loud fart!”
Person 3: “Yeah, it came out of my bologna hole!”
by farts_mcgee January 3, 2021
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Bologna Slap

When you physically assault a piece of bologna with a Punch or Slap
Tom: I just beat that bologna
Me: You Bologna Slapper
by Urban Buttcrack February 10, 2015
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bologna washer

A name for a person who constantly sucks dicks for money without her husband's permission.
Guy 1: I can't believe Arianna across the street is being picked up by different guys while her husband is at work!
Guy 2: I can believe it, she is a bologna washer.
by Nf8808 May 11, 2017
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