bologna pony

a penus

she wants to ride the bologna pony

by kainmarko September 9, 2003

Bologna Sinclair

A blowjob. At the point of ejaculation the woman deep throats the penis and holds it down until the man is completely finished.

GUY 1: I hung out with this girl last night...
GUY 2: Oh yeah? Did you get the Bologna Sinclair?

by BigTT January 1, 2009

Bologna Roulette

A situation when an individual risks their health and welfare in hopes of quell hunger pangs with bologna that has expired. This instance can be used for other food items other than bologna (i.e. tuna fish, roast beef, chicken, etc.)

1. Steve: Damn, Cory's been in the bathroom a long time, is he going to be ok? Brian: Nah son, Cory just lost in a game of bologna roulette.

2. Pat, after being unemployed for nearly 5 weeks, decided to play some bologna roulette.

by ThatsFliptacular July 25, 2011

Bologna Hole

Any butthole in a variety of sizes that farts. The perfect bologna hole would be indistinguishable in size from a hole in a slice of bologna. The sound is such as blowing through a hole in a slab of bologna.

Person 1: “Man, that was a loud fart!”
Person 3: “Yeah, it came out of my bologna hole!”

by farts_mcgee January 3, 2021

Bologna Stick

Your average person of caucasian decent that stinks of bologna.

Person 1: Hey man, so whats up with the party tonight?

Person 2: Not much, just having some fine ass ladies comin by.

*Bologna Stick walks by*

Person 1: Aww god damn it. Now I have to go home and shower so those fine ass ladies don't think I'm a stinky Bologna Stick.

by Ryondo July 1, 2011

Bologna sandwich

Someone you want only when you’re drunk and desperate

I’m not drunk enough for that bologna sandwich

by Eveunder August 31, 2018

Tampony Bologna

When a guy fucks a girl while her tampon is in. As in riding her pony with his bologna.

Matt rode drunk Jenny band her bloody tampon was in, he packed it in during the Tampony Bologna.

by Justin The Almighty April 3, 2011