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Boofing

A preventative measure to aid in combating the covid-19 virus by inserting medicines (Flintstone gummies) into your rectal cavity.
My buddy Josh P. caught the Rona, and just boofed a bunch of Flintstone vitamins. Now he trains jiu jitsu, and lives a normal life (outside of his boofing addiction)
by Wynona breeden July 29, 2020
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Boofing

The act of trying to prevent a new employee from being hired by bringing up last minute allegations that cannot be proven and then being fired yourself.
Crap, y'all! Dinesh tried to keep Gilfoyle from being hired at Bream-Hall, but ended up boofing himself! He's out like DiFi to Kevin de Leon.
by Jian-yang October 5, 2018
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Tea Boofing

When one inserts at least two tea bags into the rectum (cream and sugar optional) followed by hot water. Let it sit for 5 mins, grab a straw and enjoy
Hey Frankie! Ever try Tea Boofing?

No Tyler….not even considered
by Hemi816 February 26, 2022
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Boofing

To fart in an unsuspecting person's face.
He was boofing his children last night while they slept.
by Rose2009 October 1, 2018
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Boofing

The act of inserting a anal lube launcher that is filled with your choice of party favors that are powdered mixed with water or other liquid substances known as vessels!
I sure enjoy a good boofing twice a day sometimes even three!
by Nicademus March 18, 2018
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Boffing

The sport of choice for completely nerdy people with no social life. One could call them the "star wars" types. It consists of hitting each other with gay, homemade (usually duct tape) swords that look strangely like penises. All it does is make people who are already disliked or ignored by everyone look even more ridiculous.
http://sabregurl.googlepages.com/Sword.jpg/Sword-full.jpg

-here is a url to a picture of a boffing sword (what did i tell you? looks like a penis doesn't it)
by xtaylorx516 August 10, 2008
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boofing

boofing is the sudden realization every human will make that they must either become vegan or die within five years.
Clara: "why did Chris stop eating meat?"

Melanie: "they started boofing as of last week"
by Simon thenihilist July 29, 2019
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