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No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭

HA! I TOLD YOU YOU'D SAY IT YOU BLUBBERING FRAUD! HAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE FOR HAVING A KID! THE INFLATED VALUE OF YOUR KID'S LIFE ONLY EXISTS IN RELATIONSHIP TO POSITIVE ASSOCIATION SHARED BETWEEN PARENT AND CHILD AND PARENTS ABUSE THEIR KIDS OR DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY OR ABANDON THEM ALL THE TIME!
A Charlatan "No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭"

Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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Whale Blubber

A term to use when you have a lFrench roomate who doesn't understand much, and you really like to mess with
I'm as beatiful as a whale blubber!
by StupidFrenchDude October 18, 2018
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bumpin' blubber

When two or more overweight or obese individuals engage in sexual intercourse
Sherryl, Bobby, and Betty Sue were holed up in their doublewide all night chuggin' Nattys and bumpin' blubber!
by geirlodnir March 9, 2019
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Duck blubber plug

The build up of sperm from one's penile connal, gets it's distinctive taste and odorous smell from build up of dick sweat and other genital liquids after roughly 2 months build up, ingesters of the blubber have been know to feel a medium buzz that may last up to 4 hours.
He sucked all of that duck blubber plug out of old mate, he's Gunna peaking.
by Pipchingong May 22, 2021
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Blubber Shot

when you take a shot of alcohol between the fat rolls of an overweight womens body.
Max takes Blubber Shots off of marygraces fatty stomach
by NEWPALTZ1234 October 13, 2010
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blubber bubba

by Skkrterdun June 4, 2022
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Blubber Nugget

A person weighing over 600lbs, who is usually very lazy and only every plays video games/eats while sitting on their bed all day due to their inability to move. This refers to the Fortnite Gamer from “‘I’ll Just Eat Until I’m Dead, Probably.’ | My 3000-lb Family”
“Damn bitch you fat as hell you built like a whole ass Blubber Nugget.”
by gd935 January 18, 2022
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