blown tire

When one sneezes suddenly while performing any act of oral sex.

"dude, last night was going great but having sex with that sick girl bit me in the ass. Lets just say she gave me the worst blown tire I've ever seen.

by JamesGargar February 14, 2012

Blown Head Gasket

When you're banging a chick so hard the condom breaks.

I was hammering into this bitch like an over revving engine and the rubber broke. Now all I got is a blown head gasket.

by Neil69 September 7, 2016

Blown out

When a gay guy gets fucked too much and his colon becomes a distended tube sock from over use; a bad case of trunk butt; See also: gaping.

Lance complained about his boyfriend's blown out hole to anyone who would listen.
Chad went to the gangbang hoping to get his ass fucked down and blown out.

by acockyone May 8, 2020

Blown out

You know the pussy has had too much road war from too many porno cocks, because it looks like an M80 went off in a pound of hamburger and it is barely discernable.

Damn bra that shit was blown out, blown the fuxk out , didn't know what I was sticking my dixk into.

by Alcophonic September 23, 2019

blown job

a job, usually done with this, that fails or does not work out as planned. Not to be confused with a blow job. A blown job can cause alot of problems for the person(s) who contracted the work.

Don't take a job unless you are going to do it right. A blown job can be disasterous.

by nick May 5, 2005

Blown-ey Sandwich

The best high food you've ever had, aka a blown-ey sandwich

Last night we went to Jimmy John's and ordered the Italian Stallion. Needless to say, it was a blown-ey sandwich.

by pkwinsome September 26, 2010

Blown Gasket

Anal sex with your girlfriend... but what you dont know is she is prairie doggin' it. You slip your dick in her anus and a ring of shit oozes out around your dick.

My buddy was with this girl he randomly met at the bar. He took her home and had his first blown gasket experience.

by Mikey Trums 18 April 28, 2010