Blazingoma

The state of being mentally unfit or retarded

Don't talk to him. Is in a Blazingoma now

by Beelezbub June 1, 2023

Daylight Blazing

The act of smoking weed during daytime hours in order to open up free time the following night.

Fred: Maaan, I'm stoned as shit and it's only noon.

Nick: Yeah dude, thank God for daylight blazing

by BennisMSI June 1, 2009

fart blaming

When someone farts and blames it on someone else, usually a smaller child or someone that can not represent or defend themselves in the accusation.

Alice, you are totally fart blaming our son. You know you did it and not him.

by Millertime99 November 21, 2020

Wizard Blading

A form of “blading”, or inline skating, in which large wheels are connected by a solid metal frame. The sport is quite similar to slalom skating, but with one crucial difference. By identifying themselves as “wizards”, the wizards exclude witches. This has a double meaning, slalom skaters use witches cones, and wizard skaters are insecure middle aged men who are worried they will be perceived as participating in a “woman’s” sport. Despite the misogyny the products themselves are very expensive.

Hey, want to go wizard blading?

Sorry I can’t come wizard blading, because I’m a witch.

I’m the daughter of the witches the wizard bladers didn’t burn.

by Bladertariat May 1, 2022

Blazing Boobie

An insult that does not allow the victim to speak for a couple of minutes while they realize what they were just called.

"You Blazing Boobie!"
"..... uhhhhh....."

by randommuthafuka January 27, 2010

Blazing Amazon

During sexual intercourse, the male participant sets fire to the female participants bush and uses his semen to put out the inferno like a naked fireman.

Last week, Eric gave Evan a blazing amazon and his bush still hasn't grown back.

by dankfishmccullins September 3, 2013

blazing balls

When the air is so thick, humid and hot you start sweating it from stepping outside.

Tom: Dude it looks like you just went swimming
Jerry: Nah it's just blazing balls out here

by GumBallZ August 13, 2017