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bumper bitch

A bumper bitch is the stupid ass mother fucker who gets in the smallest fender bender accident ever on the busiest street in existence, yet proceeds to leave the vehicle parked in the middle of the goddamn road in complete ignorance or in hopes of several thousand cars behind him slamming on their brakes trying to avoid a catastrophic pile-up.
I just got out of the ICU having broken my neck from rolling my mother fucking car while trying to avoid the goddamn bumper bitch hanging out in the middle of the freeway. Next time I see a bumper bitch, I'll slap that fucker's face from my driver's seat as he stares at me in bewilderment with his head through my windshield.
by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016
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bitch stewie

the clone stewie created to help him do tasks, from family guy
by Thedrizzle1 November 18, 2009
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shut yo bitch ass up!

Sir, would kindly honour me with your silence.
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Bitch Foam

Foam that accumulates when drinking a beer or malt liquor. Typically referred to when drinking a 40 oz.
"That damn bitch foam is making my malt liquor disappear"

"Yeah, real chuggers chug with the label out, and leave no bitch foam" - DJENTERTAINMENT4LESS
by vegaskearnage February 4, 2013
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Fire it up bitch

Guy1: Brendon said he will fight you after school.
Guy2: Well then, fire it up bitch!
by PanicerAF January 18, 2017
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FREEZE BITCH

After getting all hot and heavy with your girl surprise her by whipping out a Popsicle and shoving deep inside her pussy/anus and yelling FREEZE BITCH!
Female: Oh baby that was the best sex ever I'm soo hot
Man: *rips paper* *Laughs*
Female: What's that and what's so..
Man: FREEZE BITCH! *Shove Popsicle in!*
by Elmyra&Dork November 30, 2011
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Bitch in the blood

"Hey man, I don't think Eno is going to come out with us tonight because he has about 3 liters of Bitch in the Blood."
by John Weingart January 12, 2009
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