Birch

Name for a nice girl who for some unknown reason starts acting like a bitch.

What’s up with Tia, she acting like a total birch?

by Jeffreyutah March 29, 2024

Birch

When autocorrect refuses to let you cuss and corrects "bitch" to "birch".

Birch, you playing to much!

by skkeet2k17 December 15, 2017

Birch tree

When a white person cuts themselves to create lines on them resembling a Birch tree.

Jessica: "you are so ugly Jake!"
Jake: "Shut up, you Birch tree!"

by Shatblaster3000 October 31, 2021

birch seed

Clean way of calling someone a ‘total bitch’

Goddammit Susan, you birch seed.

by Bobby54643 November 09, 2017

Tom birch

He is an old brittle malnourished pedophile.

Omd why is that scrawny Tom birch dead on the road

by Bradley salmon September 11, 2020

Benji Birch

A bent man with small wood who gets ordered around by bell. Benji Birches also tend to be drained mentally due to their autistic nature such as barking at people as a way to seem more dominant despite their smaller stature and small wood.

Stay away from him, I heard him barking earlier. He's probably a Benji Birch.

by Young Boy Bluejay December 09, 2023

Alice Birch

Me, I am her. I am not famous but I want my name here.

So your Alice Birch?

by Alice Birch ig May 11, 2020