Bi-Winning

When an individual with compromised sobriety wins in at least two different areas of debauchery.

For instance, the person may win both by fornicating with attractive prostitutes, and imbibing quality intoxicants.

Popularized by Charlie Sheen who said, "I'm bi-winning. I win here, and I win there."

by jjrakman March 16, 2011

bi-winning

The process through which an individual is able to win here while simultaneously winning there.

"So i saw a dollar on the ground, and as i bent over to pick it up, I farted in the face of an adversary. Bi-winning!'

by Dinner_Dog March 27, 2011

bi-winning

To win here and to win there (both ends of the spectrum).

The wonderful, loving man that is Charlie Sheen once said, "I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there, now what?"

by The Mingo Lisa XL March 16, 2011

bi-winning

Charlie Sheens new word in year 2011. Referring to how awesome he is.

Im not bi-polar, I am.... Bi-Winning.

by JohnTheConvict March 19, 2011

bi-winning

A medical condition in which a person always wins Duh!

-I'm not bi-polar, I'm BI-WINNING! I win here I win there.

wah wah wah (crying in a corner) It's all my mom's fault

-Shut up. SHUT UP! Stop move forward

by theeurbandictionary March 30, 2011

bi-winning

when you when here and you win there, a philosophy thought of by the nefarious Charlie Sheen

Craig: Wow, that Charlie Sheen doesn't lose in fact he wins everything he does.
Eric: Thats because he is bi-winning

by yakanddurban March 15, 2011

Bi-Winning

Bi-Winning, first introduced by the Great Charlie Sheen, can be defined three ways:

(1) The act of having two extremely different personalities, and defining both of them in their extreme as a "win."

(2) The act of winning at two things simultaneously

(3) The act of being better than other people and more special than other people, and then stating it out load and rubbing it in their pathetic faces.

Interviewer: "Some might say your extreme behavior is a symptom of bi-polar disorder."

Charlie Sheen: "Bi what? Yeah Right. More like Bi-Winning!"

by AlsoBetterThanYou March 17, 2011