bezoled

The high tired feeling where words become one before crackhead energy hits

Dude I’m so bezoled

by St0n3y P4tch September 18, 2021

Bezos bottle

A bottle, usually plastic, that someone uses to pee in because they don't have time to get to a bathroom or are unable to access bathroom facilities.

He broke his leg and couldn't move off the sofa, so he had to pee in a Bezos bottle.

The kids refused to use the porta potties and left a pile of smelly Bezos bottles on the ground.
They were so poor they didn't even have a Bezos bottle to piss in.

by caughtjesta October 5, 2021

bezos02

best meme page admin you ever seen.
my very best bff and my blood related twin.

-knk zaten belliydi yani.

-bezos02 good aim my maaannn.

by drax1l November 21, 2021

Bezos

An insult for bellends, oxygen theives and bent psychopathic wealthmongers.

Bellends spend money on space frivolity rather than investing in humanity's survival.

Oxygen theives are billionaires who don't pay their fair share of tax.

Psychopaths have:

Lack of remorse or guilt
Shallow emotional response
Callousness and lack of empathy
Parasitic tendencies

Irresponsibility
A continuous demonstrative failure to accept responsibility

What a Bezos!

Oh, Elon Musk... Total Bezos!

(What you shout when someone's driving like an absolute arsehole)"Beeeeezzoooooos!!!"
(Accompanied by massive dickhead hand gesture).

by @natty_bom_batty November 26, 2021

Bezos

The combination of the terms Bitches and Hoes signifying the highest of quality.

Jeff asks his boy Tyrel, “So we fuckin wit these Bezos tonight?”

Tyrel responds, “Fuck yea, what club we hittin?”

by KJcreative January 31, 2022

Bezosphile

The one person usually a lazy shopoholic with no regard for community cohesion who believes Jeff Bezos and therefore Amazon has influenced the world positively.

Also see Bezosphilia , Bezosphiliac

You can tell by Karens diminishing bank account and loss of contact with the outside world that she’s a Bezosphile .

by Caminista January 3, 2022

bezo

a simpler and less annoying replacement for the word "normal"

"is it normal to bleed after a cut?"

=

"is it bezo to bleed after a cut?"

by cagamelo April 13, 2022