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Text blocking

When one of two teenage bitches, Qookie and or Pink decided to restrict messages from their view to protect their sensitive feminine teenage egos.
Qookie: Hey Pink?

Pink: Yeah, what’s up Clown?
Qookie: You see Silky and Slobi speaking truth to power about our beloved butt buddy Trumph?
Pink: Qookie I hear you they won’t stop shedding light on the fact that we choose party over family.

Qookie: I say we text block all their messages like we are a couple of teenage girls?
Pink: Yeah I agree, I’m getting my body back too. Messi is the GOAT.

Qookie: Your an idiot Pink. Text blocking you too if you don’t think like me.

Pink: Oh you’re right I’m sorry.

Qookie: That’s a good Pink
by Silky_13 December 19, 2022
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cock blocking

the art of being a jackass who can't guide his own 1" punch to the landing strip so that person has to de-rail your train
jack and jil went up the hill to do it...... but little did they know that the bucket fell cock blocking jack
by funny truth October 21, 2008
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becking

Verb. To be incredibly cool, awesome, sexy, or to give off an attitude of one who either does meth or eats out lots of girls.
"Ah man, Nolan's grey shirt really shows off his pecks."
"Hey, I'm wearing a grey shirt!"
"Becking!"
by BeckyofIowa October 31, 2011
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C- Blocking

the intentional act of preventing a possible hook-up
by dRunKnChiEf June 28, 2008
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brocking

br-ock-ing or br-ock-ed

-verb
1. the act of a person pretending to work.
2. presenting little to no valuable work however it is received as genius: see; bullshit.
1. "Where is Brock?" "Oh, he's brocking from home today."
2. "I totally brocked that meeting!"
by sandycrack350 September 23, 2010
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lane blocking

the practice of preventing another driver from changing lanes. specifically, when a driver wants to change lanes while through-travelling, but finds himself stuck behind slower traffic, he may wish to pass the other vehicle. a lane blocker, however, will find a way to keep the passing driver stuck in postition, making it impossible for the passing driver to get around safely. usually this is a passive action, as opposed to on-ramp blocking or offramp blocking; often the offending driver is unaware of the faster car wanting to go past (often because the offender is talking on a cell phone.)
eric: come on man, just pass this truck! we're going to be late for the concert!
derrick: i can't pass him! the damned avalon in front of us is lane blocking me!
eric: flash your high-beams to get his attention!
derrick: i tried, but he's talking on his cell phone! must be more important than driving safely.
eric: what a dumbass bastard}!
by earpuller July 2, 2006
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Bro Blocking

Bro Blocking is a fine art in which one of the male gender stops another male, or bro, from doing something cool.
"Chad was totally bro blocking me when I tried to play guitar hero. I was about to plug it in when he turned on Elton John live in concert".
by danweick October 27, 2008
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