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fuck me in the ass because i love jesus

Your man is un-pleased with you, but you dont want to lose your virginity till marriage. So the best song ever was created Named "Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus"
DID YOU HEAR SAMANTHA GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BC SHE LOVES JESUS???
Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus: You low key a hoe but still want to be loved
by Pussy Poppin hand stand 69 April 10, 2017
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is it because i'm black?

When expelled from an area for bad behaviour, this phrase is said by Ali G fans who wish to mock those who play the race card. Note: this is to be used for comical effect by white people.
Speaker:"The MP for Staines is to be removed from the house"


Ali G:"Is it coz i iz black?"


--probably misqouted from ali g indahouse
by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
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Bedcation

Staying in bed all day or weekend with your significant other. You camp out, sleep, kiss, cuddle, have sex, eat your meals, drink your wine, watch movies and
never leave the bedroom. It's better than a vacation, less expensive, you don't have to pack anything.
We took a bedcation on Sunday and disappeared from the world.
by Winelover May 17, 2009
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Because he's black?

The first thing most people will ask if you say some black person looks like a different black person or is like another one.
Person 1: Hey, that looks like Morgan Freeman!

Person 2: Because hes black?
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Person 1: Wow, slam dunk. like mike.

Person 2: Because he's black?
by dodongo56 December 4, 2010
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beulahful

The state of being all things Beulah
Beulah was walking down the street and was Beulahful.
by Dougup December 19, 2016
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hi it’s becca

The three infamous words that can ultimately alter a persons life for good. Once you have heard these three simple, but yet complex words you will then know that your life is coming to an end.
Yes Hello? Who’s this?
“Hi It’s Becca
by 👑 Danby November 5, 2018
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becca

the most amazing person you have ever met. she loves to feel pretty because everybody thinks she is. most people with the name becca tend to be the most awesome person ever. and tend to have a nice booty.
wow look at that girl, she must be becca.
by becpec March 30, 2011
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