coco beach

When the amount of fecal matter in your toilet protrudes up past the water line and creates a small brown island.

I just dropped the kids off at coco beach.

by Hymensmasher May 12, 2018

Childrens Beach

The ultimate hook up spot for nantucket summer kids. Safe place for your children by day, crack house by night. An average town night isn't complete without it and you're bound to make memories while you're there. Usually grown out of by sophomore year, but every time you come back you can't help but reminisce.

"Did you hear about what happened at Childrens last night?"

"So many of my firsts happened at Childrens Beach"

by fratboyrackcity69 March 10, 2018

mutant beach

A spillway in Bradford Pennsylvania where the welfare recipients go swim.

You can tell its summer has arrived Bradford, when all the wellies are swimming at Mutant Beach!

by Skippalicious May 4, 2020

beach club

A country club for people who live by the beach. Known for hosting rich, elitist, and predominantly white patrons who look down on non-member guests.

Chad Chaddington: "Hey Zach, let's go to the beach club!"

Zachary P. Chadworth: "Indubitably. Jason, would you care to join us?"

Jason: "Fuck you guys, they judge me hard every time I go in there. Enjoy your Earl Grey tea."

by Merriam Chubster October 23, 2013

muffin beach

noun;; used affectionately, and short for mutha fuckin bitch:)
muffin beaches are by default amazing

Marco is my muffin beach!

by mrs.einstein February 12, 2009

Beach Water

The water at the beach, commonly referred to as 'the ocean' or 'the sea' by geographical professionals who haven't been on the sauce all week

Lets go chuck it in the .. umm .. y'know .. beach water! Yeah!

by Hades January 3, 2003

tar beach

The roof of a building, generally in a large city and usually flat rather than sloped. Used as a place to sunbathe or just to hang out in hot weather, particularly by hood folk.

It's hot as hell. I'm going to go to tar beach and work on my tan.

by jcs16 April 28, 2009