Describing a person (Usually age 30+) who lives in their parents basement, and would rather play video games such as WoW/Counter-Strike or hang out in online chatrooms/IRC than go out into the real world and have a tangible social life.
In most cases, a poopsock is also a basement virgin.
In most cases, a poopsock is also a basement virgin.
I have not seen Jeff since World of Warcraft was released, He must have turned into a Basement Virgin.
Jeff! Get off your computer and stop being such a Basement Virgin, or I will stop cooking with cheese.
Jeff! Get off your computer and stop being such a Basement Virgin, or I will stop cooking with cheese.
by KoldFusion October 6, 2007
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Take me down to the basement
Fill the bucket with cheese
Tickle your mother with a pucker fish
Kiss a rhinoceros and give a wish
Because it’s noodle soup for the sailors
And for the ones in the rain
And we won’t, won’t pay for this song because it’s in public domain! :D
Fill the bucket with cheese
Tickle your mother with a pucker fish
Kiss a rhinoceros and give a wish
Because it’s noodle soup for the sailors
And for the ones in the rain
And we won’t, won’t pay for this song because it’s in public domain! :D
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Bill: Hey have you seen Jimmy?
Ted: Yeah, he's off playing D&D with some freinds, but don't tell anyone because he's totally in the basement.
Ted: Yeah, he's off playing D&D with some freinds, but don't tell anyone because he's totally in the basement.
by ninjarabbi May 10, 2010
Get the In the Basement mug.A middle aged vagabond who hides in your basement in order to stay out of bad weather. They sit in the dark corners of your cellar until you go down there to get laundry done or bring out the holiday ornaments. Once you do, they attack you with a rusty screwdriver that is infested with diseases.
All basement bums are male. There is no such thing as a female basement bum. If you think you see a female basement bum, it's probably a hooker or a crackhead.
If you believe you may have a basement bum, do not call 911. The emergency operators will simply laugh at you. Instead, call 1-800-BUM-HELP and pray to god that it's not too late...
All basement bums are male. There is no such thing as a female basement bum. If you think you see a female basement bum, it's probably a hooker or a crackhead.
If you believe you may have a basement bum, do not call 911. The emergency operators will simply laugh at you. Instead, call 1-800-BUM-HELP and pray to god that it's not too late...
Guy 1: Hello?!
Guy 2: Hey. What's up?
Guy 1: Dude, come over quick! I think I may have a basement bum in my cellar!
Guy 2: Yeah fucking right, man. I'm not going to mess with that crazy fucker!
Guy 1: Please, I thought we were friends! Just come over real quick and bring your gun.
Guy 2: Ahahahahahaha! Bullets can't hurt a basement bum. You're fucking dead, man!
Guy 1: What should I do?!
Guy 2: Hang up and call 1-800-BUM-HELP quick!
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Just do it!! ...Godspeed!
Guy 1: Okay I'll call you ba--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HEEEEEEELP!! ...WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SCREWDRIVER?!? OH SWEET JESUS!!!!! AHHHHHH!!
*Dial Tone*
Guy 2: Holy shit...
Guy 2: Hey. What's up?
Guy 1: Dude, come over quick! I think I may have a basement bum in my cellar!
Guy 2: Yeah fucking right, man. I'm not going to mess with that crazy fucker!
Guy 1: Please, I thought we were friends! Just come over real quick and bring your gun.
Guy 2: Ahahahahahaha! Bullets can't hurt a basement bum. You're fucking dead, man!
Guy 1: What should I do?!
Guy 2: Hang up and call 1-800-BUM-HELP quick!
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Just do it!! ...Godspeed!
Guy 1: Okay I'll call you ba--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HEEEEEEELP!! ...WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SCREWDRIVER?!? OH SWEET JESUS!!!!! AHHHHHH!!
*Dial Tone*
Guy 2: Holy shit...
by RVB123 April 20, 2010
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Guy: Mah Bro, How did you get to be so smart???
Girl: I used my Bassendenness to get rid of my dumb Italian genes!
Girl: I used my Bassendenness to get rid of my dumb Italian genes!
by Gnomepower April 19, 2011
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