Backstager

A girl who is used to being with a large group of friends, but doesn't do much except for make sure her friends don't do something "stupid". Sometimes found at parties with alcohol or at a bar. Basically the girl is her friends cockblock.They are called backstager because they are like stage managers. Making sure nothing bad happens.

Sam: I'm totally gonna bang Scott!!!

Janice: Sam you can't ! I won't let you!

Sam: Janice don't be such a backstager!

by Jezter March 3, 2010

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backsmasher

when someone takes thier hard penis and smashes your back with a flaming erection

dude your dad is such a backsmasher

by titstits March 28, 2010

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Backstage Blues

Technical talk for lamps that light up backstage for people to see. Generally tungsten lamps covered with a blue gel.

Wow- aren't the backstage blues at the New Theatre awesome? They have a disco function

by CatsPajamasandUgboots December 14, 2010

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backstage burger

Every groupie's goal i.e. a euphemism for a rock stars penis or sex with a rock star

Jesse didn't like modest mouse's music, but she went to the concert in hope of getting some backstage burger.

by billoflaw March 2, 2014

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sackstache

Testicular hair. Often a source of pride for Millennials unable to achieve a proper ironic mustache.

Hipster A: Bro, how are we supposed to get into this uber-popular "unknown" brunch establishment with that pathetic looking peach-fuzz on your upper lip?
Hipster B: No problem, my dark-skinned-friend, I am going to flash the hostess this mad sackstache I've been cultivating. She's going to be super impressed and we'll be sipping mimosas well into the evening.

by Zafu Quazar January 25, 2016

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backstage ass

The person or voice in your life that's like an eternal backseat driver. They're always trying to tell you what to do, how to do it, and what you're doing wrong. Over all they're an asshole but probably a correct asshole.

"Dude, Megan is such a backstage ass. If I want to party the night before the SAT, then I WILL party the night before the SAT. She needs to chill out."

by kinkasucks June 11, 2016

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