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babymoney

The money you get from the state or baby daddy for your kids. This tends to increase with the number of kids you give birth to.
"I'm waitin' on my babymoney to come in to get the flat screen"
by supernass April 24, 2008
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Babyland

BABYLAND, formed in 1989, are a performance-based electronic junk punk band from Los Angeles, CA. Band members include Dan Gatto (vocals, electronics) and Smith (percussion) who have released 6 full-length albums and have played countless live shows, mostly in California and the west coast. Their style combines many different genres of music, including but not limited to: industrial, hardcore punk, synth pop, and techno. Live shows are energetic and notorious for having elements of fire, fumes, and burning metal.
"So uh, why do you smell like vanilla air freshener?"

"Oh- I went to a BABYLAND show tonight."
by epm82 August 11, 2009
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Baylon

A tall guy with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a dark sense of humor but makes friends easily by being so funny and outgoing. Baylon is extremely short tempered and can be a pretty big dick sometimes if you irritate him. He's also way too cocky for his own good. He is a big fan of the outdoors and any sports that relate to motors. He's very handy and smart when it comes to cars.
Baylon is an ass hole sometimes but he's super funny.
by Yogodhoe99 July 29, 2017
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babilon

Police, Popos, Cops, Pigs, Coppers
Oh shit mon! The babilon is here! bumbalarost!!!
by David N. May 12, 2003
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babalon

The police, po-pos, the 5-0. whatever you call the fuzz.
1st Person: Shit this is a dope party.
2nd: yeah dawg I hope the babalon don't show up.
by Willfrc February 16, 2007
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babylons

There is specific criteria that must be followed in order for boobs to be qualified as babylons:
1.) The boobs must be between D's and double D's
2.) They must have good nnipples, no pimples, hair, or pancake nipples, also the pizza tit can never be qualified as a babylon
3.) They must be firm, that means with no bra they hold their own.
4.) Now for the dilemma are fake boobs babylons. NEVER, babylons are a state in which cannot be achieved but given at birth.
5.) Stretch marks are a nono.
6.)Texture is crucial, they cannot feel like crumpled up paper or bags of sand.
7.) Also overall appearance besides the babylons must be good, such as facial features, physique, teeth, hair(flowing)
An example of Babylons is my friend Amanda, while my other friend Jenna has dece boobs but is lacking the physique.
by babylon lover November 19, 2006
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Babylonian Whore

A dumb blonde stripper who gets involved with a super sweet and sexy one of a kind awesome guy who is actually a rock star incognito but she doesn't know it and trusts him as a friend. But this guy is so fucking hot she couldn't help herself and raped his big beautiful penis with her mouth without warning, and she being extremely enchanted by his perfect beauty believes every word he said. Until he literally fucked her in the worst way possible making her so frightened she couldn't ever trust him again and vanished from his life. Then many years later, the mystery is revealed about him and her and how their downfall was caused by a simple Lie, his lie and more lies he said to her and to his rich powerful musician friends in their secret places. By the time the stripper found out about him, his lies and filming her deep throat blow job ALL of what she had with pleasure and pride she gave ALL she had to him. Not knowing that he was a rich spoiled rock star who already had everything and when he filmed her in porno secretly his trickery caused them both to fall into a lifetime of STD and he chose to shift the blame onto the poor little stripper and told the world she's a whore, a prostitute who ruined his life and love with disease after she left him and since he's a royal rock star he successfully labels her the Babylonian Whore for the world to believe that it's all her fault. Hail the Babylonian Whore for her excellency she is THEE goddess of all lovers.
He's a rock star in the bright lights and she is just a Babylonian Whore in a bottomless pit.
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 5, 2022
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