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BABYLAND, formed in 1989, are a performance-based electronic junk punk band from Los Angeles, CA. Band members include Dan Gatto (vocals, electronics) and Smith (percussion) who have released 6 full-length albums and have played countless live shows, mostly in California and the west coast. Their style combines many different genres of music, including but not limited to: industrial, hardcore punk, synth pop, and techno. Live shows are energetic and notorious for having elements of fire, fumes, and burning metal.
"So uh, why do you smell like vanilla air freshener?"

"Oh- I went to a BABYLAND show tonight."
Babyland by epm82 August 11, 2009
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When a new parent, typically a new mother, has become so busy from taking care of their baby (or babies plural, in the case of twins/triplets), that they've become completely isolated from the outside world and are slowly losing touch with reality, the space that they live in is known as babyland, synonyms include babyworld, planet baby, planet binky, and pastel hell.
God, I've been stuck in babyland for so long I've forgotten that music can have swear words in it.
Babyland by GimmeGimmeGimme March 4, 2024

Babyland citizen 

A derogatory term that was meant to satir for a Polish person.
Guy 1: Are you a Babyland citizen?
Guy 2: WTF?! NO! Just because I'm Polish, isn't it?!

Babyland citizen 

A derogatory term that was meant to satirize a Polish person, (this was probably used by German neo-nazis and Russian communists, most likely denying what their country has done at the start of WW2).
Guy 1: Are you a Babyland citizen?
Guy 2: WTF?! NO! Just because I'm Polish, isn't it?!

babyhands 

the word babyhands means one of two things 1. you have a tiny hands compared to your body like a babys hands or. you have swift hands for stealing and doing other notorious tasks that require smooth hands..like a baby
1. That kid dan has some babyhands man i saw him go into 7/11 and steal like 20 packs of gum damn.
2. Evans babyhands were just small enought to fit throught the tiny hole.
babyhands by gabby numings April 8, 2007

babymandingo 

That Portuguese Man Carlos has a babymandingo
babymandingo by Babymandingo August 29, 2018

Ya likle babylan squat 

A string of words influenced by Jamaican slang which are used to project anger or dissapointment at another person.
Person 1: Wayasay ya rasted claaat!
Person 2: Airee Jefree, wayamean insolt an' shout I?
Person 1: 'ush ya gums ya likle babylan squat!!I angry wid blaad for eat me rice and peas!
Person 2: I saarry Jefree, i will miik sam more.
Person 1: Okiii,i help ya miik et. When i put Rice, you put Peas!

Person 1: Rice...

Person 2: ..n Peas!

Person 1: Rice...

Person 2 ..n Peas!...