Miles is a overweight kid who usually lies about things, but he can be a good friend to just don’t make him mad but if you do he won’t hurt you he’s not fast enough
by Wyatt perault January 09, 2018
A devout proud boy who threatens to fight you, but never actually shows up. Treats women like garbage, grooms underage girls to sleep with them, and then freaks out when they aren’t interested.
Synonymous with pussy.
Synonymous with pussy.
Girl: I invited him over to my parents house to hangout and he tried to sleep with me, even though he knew I was underage. When I turned him down and told my friend, he threatened to fight my friend. My friend showed up to fight him, but he never showed up.
Friend: What a Miles dude.
Friend: What a Miles dude.
by Universal citizen September 03, 2018
by SparkleBare November 17, 2016
"Was down streets of Blackburn yesterday and I saw miles"
"Ah right yh hes the fat chubby ginger goalkeeper ain't he"
"Oh so u know him then"
"Yh course I do fucking legend he is mate"
"Ah right yh hes the fat chubby ginger goalkeeper ain't he"
"Oh so u know him then"
"Yh course I do fucking legend he is mate"
by Nig nog my names nigga jigga July 26, 2019
by Dunkadelic Era April 02, 2020
1 mile = 5,280 feet = 63,360 inches
The national average penis size in the US is 5.5 inches.
63,360/5.5 inches = 11,520
There is approximately 11,520 dicks in a mile.
The national average penis size in the US is 5.5 inches.
63,360/5.5 inches = 11,520
There is approximately 11,520 dicks in a mile.
Yo Mama is such a hoe that she has a Mile of Dick twice a week!
Tim: Man! Sally has hooked up with everyone at work, except me. Glad I'm not part of her Mile of Dick.
Tom: Speak for yourself!
Tim: Man! Sally has hooked up with everyone at work, except me. Glad I'm not part of her Mile of Dick.
Tom: Speak for yourself!
by NobeeCares January 09, 2023
coke miles — The rapid aging of the skin and face when someone uses waaaaaaaaaaay to much cocaine on a regular basis. Lines on a mirror case lines on your face.
Man, she used to be really hot, but, now she has coke miles on her face and skin. You know what they say: lives on a mirror cause lines in your face. If she could see her reflection in that snow covered mirror maybe she would stop!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 21, 2023