Bryan 

He's got the dick the size of a semi-truck. He's athletic, tall, and has blue eyes. He has no relation to the tv host Ellen.

Hoe 1 -Whoah have you seen Bryan's Dick?
Hoe 2 -It is gigantic !
Hoe 3 - He looks nothing like Ellen

Bryan by billnyedick7374 January 7, 2017

Bryan 

Bryan is a BITCH.

Bryan... you're a BITCH.

Bryan by BigBoyPants January 2, 2019

Bryan 

Bryan is a gay kid who thinks he knows it all and likes Carlos. Bryan wants to fuck Carlos but Carlos likes someone else that's a girl not a gay kid who thinks hes school. Bryan also has a small dick and no one likes him.

Carlos doesn't like people like Bryan

Bryan by Bryan the Dickhead September 23, 2019

Bryan 

Brian is the most gay motha fucka ever! He has a 2.3 millimeter pp with tiny ass ears. And from afar he might look like James Charles cuz he looks so fucking gay. Can never get a girlfriend and looks like a fucking twig with no meat on his bones. Barely even has any finger nails . And he always tries so hard to smash some pus but never gets even close. and has only 3 FUCKING PUBES! Uses a strap on to fuck !!! But he never gets to use it because he can never smash pussy. Plus he’s really tall so his feet are a size 15 so he looks so ugly. Just imagine a tall clown is on meth, cocaine, heroin, and never EVER takes a shower. And I heard he fucks washing machines on a daily basis

Damn look that ugly ass Bryan! He makes me wanna vomit and kill myself.

Bryan by Bryan’s Dad May 13, 2019

Bryan 

A fucking fat ass lazy bitch who sucks fat pp

Frick you bryan

Bryan by Thicc boi 69 420 June 6, 2019

Bryan 

He is a guyy who has reallyy cool purple pants lmaoo , and has good swagg , :b lmfaoo , ummm he CANN be nicee when he wants too but idkk it depends , he reminds me of Soulja Boy lmfaoo ! hmm ? hes kindaa nicee and hes prettyy cool and i can talkk to himm bout anythingg , sometimess ! haha , one of myy good friends , hmm , i guess thats itt soo love u bryan ? lmfaoo !

Bryan , i effingg love yo purple pants !

Bryan by hiss bestestestest frannnn July 27, 2011

Bryan 

TBH he is a super funny chill guy. You’ll probably out of nowhere fall in love with him. He at times can be a bitch. He is very unsure when it comes to love. He likes sports. He gets insulted by his “friends” a lot and doesn’t do anything about it.

TBH Bryan is a confusing guy in general.

I have a crush on Bryan.

Bryan by Fake.people.tbh69 May 19, 2018