baby poop brown

Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby poop brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).

A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby poop brown.

{From a website featuring fictious "death battles" between TV commercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}:

This fight shall take place outdoors on the breakdown lane in the southbound lanes of the I-5 freeway. Available to the embattled contestants are a 1976 Volkswagen Bug with a flat tire (or, "tyre" if you prefer) sporting a "baby poop brown" paint job and with the keys still in the ignition, a tire iron, a spare tire in the trunk (which is in the front, rather than in the back as is usual), several beer cans (one of them is full) in the roadside ditch, a half-used pack of matches, and the usual assortment of plants & weeds (including the poisonous foxglove) that you might find in a temperate north-American climate.

by Telephony September 27, 2013

Full Baby

Buttoning every single button on a button-up shirt, all the way to the top, is known as going full baby. If a tie is worn, the full baby is nullified. The full baby option is available for both long sleeve and short sleeve button ups, as well as polo shirts.

There are only like seven people at this concert going full baby, I really expected more.

Hey Edgar, should I go full baby or not?

The full baby look really compliments Cecil's jaw line.

by Rolotony January 15, 2014

Cuck Baby

A baby that is made as a result of cuckolding. When a married women has the child of a man other than her husband.

My wife took a lover that got her pregnant so now I'm the father of a "cuck baby." I had sex with a married woman and gave her and her husband a beautiful "cuck baby."

by Dancerooster January 15, 2020

Baby, I'm Gonna Butta Yo Bread

What happens after you drop your coat and grab your toes, cause that's where the wild goose goes.

From the movie "Super Troopers"

"Oh god please don't shoot me I'm naked."
"Drop your coat & grab your toes."
"I'm sorry, what?"
"I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."
"Oh no this isn't happening."
"Baby, I'm gonna butta yo bread"

by Not A Pirate December 27, 2012

baby hook

A woman (occasionally a man) who isn't a hooker or escort but rather is a sugarbaby with multiple sugardaddy or sponsor that are giving her an allowance for sex. These women delude themselves in to thinking they're not being paid for sex though the men are traditionally old enough to be their fathers or even grand-fathers in certain instances. Once they get a taste of the ease of money, many move from having 1 sugardaddy to multiple, blurring the lines of prostitution thus "baby hookers" or a "baby hook".

Tony: I met a new girl named Crystal last week and we're in an arrangement.
David: Me too! I though I was the only sugardaddy she had, she must be a baby hook

by Logical2018 November 21, 2018

baby bruh

1. What bros call their younger friends
2. When your baby brother is very buff
3. Exclamation of disbelief, similar to ‘bruh’

1. Yo baby bruh how you doin?
2. Baby bruh, he’s a tough one already

3. What are you doinnn baby bruhhhh

by Ladsladads March 12, 2021

Covid Baby

1. Out of sheer boredom and lack of the ability to socialize in groups, many survivors of regular Covid Season end up procreating with otherwise non-suitable partners. Amorous opportunities are further enhanced by being Covid Doable aka Covid Hot, which is the perception of increased attractiveness due to at least a modicum of desperation, minimum social distancing, and mask-covered faces. These unions, although usually transient and ephemeral, often result in producing offspring known as Covid Babies.

2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.

"Haven't seen you in years! Had no idea that you were even pregnant, much less had a kid."

"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having a Covid Baby"

OR:

"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"

"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"

by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 6, 2023