Beige Balls

Swelling and discoloration of testicles that gives off the illusion of beige coloring. A product of negligence of ejaculation via intercourse, most common with patients who go by the name “Dave”.

Person 1: “Yo that boy get no play”
Person 2: “yea brother got some beige balls lmao XD”

by MustardandKetchup22 January 15, 2024

beige a vous

Buying the same color clothing over and over even when you do not mean to.

OMG. It's beige a vous, another green blouse!

by Text Turdly March 18, 2015

Beige

(Pronounced bay ij )Worse than the color pink. Does shady deals, but complains about everything.

He's just a punk ass beige

by 801Tcj July 14, 2022

beige the hero

A champion of racism by day, and lover of black men by night

Henry is a real beige the hero

by alllllllllah August 29, 2025

beige

A feeling you don't know which emotion, but you still kind of know what you're feeling

How are you feeling?

I feel so beige man.

by Mr. McJudgerson May 22, 2021

dick beige

A word used to describe the skin color of white douche bags and fuckbois

My new boyfriend is a nice shade of dick beige. So hot...

by Chaos chaos December 8, 2016

Beige Cage

When a man is forced to wear Linen/Chino Trousers/Shorts in the summer for work wear but they nether regions are very hot.

'Jack had is balls in the beige cage today for a London meeting, sweaty commute! '

by AbiAdmin June 19, 2025