Average Virgin

Average Virgin means people who abuse their Snapchat stories with (nobody cares) Fortnite or PUBG wins

Virgin: yo I just won a game of Fortnite!

Me: I don't car.. Average

Virgin: HELL YEAH!!!, I hope snapchat likes my win.

Snapchat: we don't care, get A LIFE average virgin

by Zicardo May 31, 2018

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Average Paradox

The paradox of the average not knowing that they're average, meaning that if someone knows that they're average, it makes them not average.

John: Man, I'm so smart; I'm aware that I'm average
Paul: Well, if you know you're average then you're not average. Look up the average paradox.

by Java-man50050 October 21, 2020

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A bush creature from a massive forest. In the tale of Gunt Midic and the five fuccing ugly pooches, she is the one that gets kidnapped and molested by the woodcutter, after which she is never seen again.

Laverne: Hey, have you seen my dog? She ran off into the woods and I can't find her.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.

Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.

by the_fake_Henderson_G June 5, 2020

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Average Nebraskan

The act of being finger-blasted while driving a car

"Hey look, the chick in the car next to us is getting an Average Nebraskan!"

"My buddy's a semi driver, he sees so many Average Nebraskans"

by Fire Lord Ozai November 21, 2022

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average Nebraskan

The act of driving while being finger banged.

Driving on an interstate highway in about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw that the woman driving was getting an average Nebraskan. and looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident.

by lake_huron November 21, 2022

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