autistic shoelace

A rather tiresome shoelace that refuses to tie, or stay tied, such as because the shoelace is autistic.

Bro I swear to god if this autistic shoelace unties one more time I'm gonna jump off of this god damn muthafukin bridge

by Autistic Shoelace April 18, 2018

Autistic Enhancement

A form of cognitive being within which the individual is granted increased levels of focus, heightened sensory perceptions and, often, an enhanced intellectual capacity in exchange for decreased social aptitude and, sometimes, motor skills.

In terms of a skillset an "autistic enhancement" is by no means something that can be generally defined. Among us, The only thing we truly share is an innate inclination to hyper-focus on a favored subject matter; whatever that subject is determines what can be our, sometimes unparalleled, field of expertise.

by Virulent Vox February 8, 2019

autistic faggot

A combination of two hate speech slurs meant to insult someone with a different sexual oreintation, neurotype, or both

Blue-shirt: Fuck that autistic faggot
Black shirt: Fuck that faggot
Brown shirt: SEIG HEIL UND DEUSCHLAND HEIL HITLER
All 3 of these people were insulting the same groups.

by OddOddishIsOdd April 6, 2017

autistic cunt

A black kid

stupid nigger your an autistic cunt

by imjustkiddinglol December 23, 2017

autisticlap

starting the slow clap near the lunch table of those who are mentally retarted.

yo homes, i started the autisticlap yesterday and those retartds didnt know how to stop.

by L.L.spermway February 24, 2010

audistic

To listen to the same song again and again and again...

Me: I listen to Gregory Porter's 'Be good' at least once a day.
You: That's pretty audistic.
Me: Yup.

by x0ad August 27, 2016

autistic horse

Rowan in elementary

woah that’s a firm grasp and an autistic horse

by Edgy lord December 7, 2017