Bloody Astronaut's Helmet

An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.

Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?

Mills: No, what did that freak do now?

Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.

Mills: That is so fucking hot....

by Shirtless Peja March 21, 2014

astronaut's wife

a good looking older woman who by appearance and style suggests she leads a pampered lifestyle. Out of touch with reality, yet strangely attractive.

Hey look at Jlo's mom she is such an astronaut's wife..
Yeah I bet she's like 90 but looks like she's 20

by Iknowatdatmeenz! March 4, 2017

Korean Astronaut

A Korean bab that will take you out of this world.

Gee wiz, I could use a Korean Astronaut right now.

by Bootie slammer 96 October 28, 2016

astronaut

not Gayle King.

Gayle King is not an astronaut.

by meow420 April 19, 2025

you little astronaut

nice way of insulting someone. Also a Vsauce reference.

Michael: "What's up? Heh. YOU obviously! You little astronaut..."

by Spring-diggli-dobboli-do-Yurta July 8, 2024

Dirty astronaut

Nut in a cherrio bag and put it over the persons head

I gave Keisha the dirty astronaut now she loves NASA

by 146foxyup March 13, 2023

astronaut pussy

Astronaut pussy: the highest you can get.

After taking another hit. I was higher than a giraffes pussy. Then I took it another level and turn it up a notch. I went to far and got "astronaut pussy." Damm I wish my girl was Here ...

by Lalakett August 9, 2024