Astronaut penis licker

When you have no other phrase

Listen to me you Astronaut Penis licker

by Smalldickphil April 12, 2025

Astronaut

I haven't gone into space yet but I have the capacity.

Hym "It's a little ridiculous when you put it like that, isn't it? Astronaut? By that logic, I'm also a scuba diver, race car driver, slave, carpenter, king, and food. But I digress... This, again, just looks like me being correct about monogamy and critical fat-cock theory. I was right."

by Hym Iam August 8, 2024

Astronaut Kitty

Vehicular Manslaughter in a nutshell but in space or on a celestial body that isn’t Earth.

I Astronaut kitty someone

by PlagueDoc July 29, 2025

Astronaut pussy

Astronaut pussy: The highest you can get.

Can we get any higher than a giraffes pussy?

Yeah! You can get "astronaut pussy" the highest you can get.

by Bigbirddebelen August 9, 2024

The Albuquerque Astronaut

A sexual act in which the male urinates into a fishbowl and dunks the female participant's head into the bowl and anally penetrates the woman from behind.

Last night was crazy man, I gave Becky the Albuquerque Astronaut.

by Therealnielofthegrasstyson April 4, 2024

Astronaut Surprise

A zero gravity cumshot

On the next SpaceX mission, PornHub is going to attempt an Astronaut Surprise!

by TheOriginalYeet February 13, 2021

Astronaut's Internet Cold Place

"Acronym" for AICP, that means "Artificial Intelegence (generated) Child P**n".
And there's a ton of "Acronyms" More, but if you Just see four words, and the First letters are AICP. It's pro'lly refering to Artificial Intelegence (generated) Child P**n.

They're selling Astronaut's Internet Cold Place on MEGA and DISCORD!!! Imma report them!

by RGER December 11, 2023