asshat

One who shows so much ignorance to the world around them that it seems as though their head has been shoved into their rear-end, using it as a hat.

Idiot: 9/11 really happened on 9-11???
Person making fun of idiot: No shit, you asshat.

by kikurasshat April 2, 2009

assat

an exclamation. used when suprising someone/ hitting someone/ winning something/ doing something suddenly

Steven hits terry from behind
"ASSAT!"

Steven throws a mug across a room
"ASSAT!"
then looks away quickly like a fassio

by R3N0 January 16, 2009

assrapery

The act of forcing anal sex.

The new full-body orange coveralls provide prisoners with a deterent (though not a cure) to assrapery.

by Eroneous Negroneous October 3, 2008

Asshatocity

impending asshattishness; the momentum of human stupidity

Grinning, Ira brought the razor out and gestured with it to the sleeping cat. The asshatocity in the room was chokingly palpable.

by Vinnie the Shark May 27, 2009

Assrape

A vigorous double-handed butt squeeze without consent, usually for the shocked reaction.

I assraped Vladimir the other day, and OH MY GOD, his ass must have been carved by angels.

by Red Fleming June 29, 2011

assramification

Getting your ass pounded to the point it is no longer recognizable.

Cell mate: hope your ready to face the assramifications of our actions

by truu statement September 25, 2011

Assractive

when someone is an asshole but you still wanna fuck them cause they're hella fine

THIS BOY TRYNA HIT ME, HE TRIED TO HIT ME AND-damn he assractive though."

by Cock Donkey April 4, 2015