1: I need to do this work
2: Here's 4 risk assessment forms to fill out
...days later...
1. Ok I've done that
2. You filled out the wrong ones, here are the new ones
....later still....
1. Look, just tell me what to write!
2. Have you considered that blowing you nose and getting a nosebleed should be on here
1. What? I just want to weigh some stuff that is otherwise kept in the freezer
2. You're using a freezer! Here's another risk assessment to fill out
2: Here's 4 risk assessment forms to fill out
...days later...
1. Ok I've done that
2. You filled out the wrong ones, here are the new ones
....later still....
1. Look, just tell me what to write!
2. Have you considered that blowing you nose and getting a nosebleed should be on here
1. What? I just want to weigh some stuff that is otherwise kept in the freezer
2. You're using a freezer! Here's another risk assessment to fill out
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a system by which American authorities can legally seize your property if they suspect that it was used to make or sell drugs, or bought with drug money.
They don't have to prove anything, or have a warrant. They only need probable cause, which can be given by a drug dog scam. You may or not be charged with a crime, and you might never get your stuff back.
They don't have to prove anything, or have a warrant. They only need probable cause, which can be given by a drug dog scam. You may or not be charged with a crime, and you might never get your stuff back.
Ethel Hylton: "Why are you taking my money?"
Cop: "Civil Asset Forfeiture, ma'am. (Google it.) The dog smells drugs on your cash, so we're taking it all."
Ethel Hylton: "But I've never even touched any drugs."
Cop: "No, but your money has."
Ethel Hylton: "I'm innocent! I've done nothing wrong"
Cop: Relax, nobody's accusing you of anything. We're just taking your money. Forever."
Ethel Hylton: "wha...?"
Cop: "Civil Asset Forfeiture, ma'am. (Google it.) The dog smells drugs on your cash, so we're taking it all."
Ethel Hylton: "But I've never even touched any drugs."
Cop: "No, but your money has."
Ethel Hylton: "I'm innocent! I've done nothing wrong"
Cop: Relax, nobody's accusing you of anything. We're just taking your money. Forever."
Ethel Hylton: "wha...?"
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a graveyard with every grave open and five broken toilets used by dierrea victims.
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Jake surreptitiously looked up and down the many aisles of chairs as he waited for his plane to arrive at the gate. Passenger assessment is an essential part of flying these days. he rationalized.
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