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Drive-by asshat

To give someone an asshat (sitting on head) while you are randomly walking by them without missing a step.
That guy just gave me a drive-by asshat while I was picking up a penny.
by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010
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asshat

when you want to swear but your on your christian minecraft server. and if they say you swore you say i didn't swear! i said hat! thats what antman said, some guy named stinger wanted to kill him so ant man hit him with a fricken thomas the tank engine. don't mess with antman..... or thomas
YOUR SUCH AN ASSHAT
by new guy 101 December 3, 2018
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asshat

a legal professional; one who engages in the practices of law; an attorney; in England, a barrister; from the latin roots 'ass' and 'hat' meaning 'law' and 'yer,' respectively. Alt., less common usage, a business school student or recent graduate.
My ex-wife's asshat demanded the refrigerator in the divorce... I mean, the fucking refrigerator!!!

That corporate asshat is wearing Italian loafers, which cost more than my car.

How many asshat books can John Grisham write?
by gnumb April 1, 2009
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Pearl asshat

When a guy pulls out and blows his wad on the top of his partners ass.
When I was finished, I gave her a pearl asshat.
by filthy B. sanchez July 18, 2007
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asshatical

The description of an asshat.
The description of an action that infers the performer of such was an asshat
A word used to describe somethin' particularly unpleasant, bitter, unneccessarily cruel, or plain stupid.
Lifting that guy's handbrake when he was parked at the top of Beech hill was a rather asshatical thing to do. We laughed anyway.
by Elly-roo December 31, 2004
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Asshat

Donald Trumps hairstyle.
Trump wears that asshat like it's going out of style!
by Beehphy August 5, 2015
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asshat

noun- (asshat) 1: A person full of shit, derived from the phrase "go shit in your hat"; A person who continually behaves in such a fashion that makes those around him decide that he has his head firmly wedged in his ass.

2: A person convinced that being an ass makes them automatically the expert on a given topic.

3: A person who assumes the truth from the details provided within their own ass, or pulled from therein.
"I'd ask Fred for help, but he's always such an asshat about it"
by Prom&Lusus April 22, 2009
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