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Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

1. In neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for Neanderthal beings except their own two feet. Thus many of them did alot of running. When running their ussually hairy and oblong penises would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef penis and testicles in place.
At the excavation site, Monty uncovered a 4 million year old Chro-Magnum Beef Harness
by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009
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One of the famous quotes by author, Oskar David Bach.
Albert: *uploads "Unboxing Video"*

Oskar David Bach: "har du hørt om at tage opvasken"
by exdeh January 29, 2021
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Stupid stuff my mom says when she's trying to suggest the dog to sleep in my room.
Mom: "Harley Har, Wanna go leepies with Eddie"?
Harley Har: "Ruff"
by Jalalabad123 December 1, 2010
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Well they can be alright sometimes but that's just Jae. They have a big forehead and small ears. Likes being called: Simp,bitch,plant pot and basket ball. Don't fuck with em to much though or they will shit on you.

<3 Jae

jk
har jar jat jap jaw jay jaq jaz is a bitch
by NotEllias September 18, 2020
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Har

by TimeWaro April 19, 2024
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Har-i Har-i Haribo

when you need to ask the guy in Lidl if they have haribo but you struggle to speak
you: e-e-excuse me Har-i Har-i Haribo
worker: No
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