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Armor Lock

An armor perk in Halo: Reach that is used by 6 year old n00bs who took their dad's copy of the game off of the top shelf and are soon to be beat with a belt because of it. They use it during Matchmaking Games because they've pissed their pants out of fear and are too scared to mindlessly spam grenades or spray with the assault rifle.

If you use armor lock throughout an entire match and at the end the screen tells you that you won, this is most likely an error and you should not take it too seriously. Because if you used armor lock, you didn't win anything and you fucking suck.
Real Player (Only Using Sprint): *Throws A Plasma Grenade* "Good I got a kill. (assuming that the enemy will die)"
Retarded Player: *Turns On Armor Lock, Sticky Falls Off* "Too..scared.. to use..any other...shitty maneuvers."
*Everyone Else Crowds Around Retard Player, Waiting For Him/Her To Stop Being A Pussy. Whoever Survives The Massive Close-Range Firefight After Gets To Teabag The Armor Locker.*
by xXSnakeFistXxV2 November 30, 2010
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Horse Armor

A phrase, used by video gamers, meaning "useless purchase". Derived from "Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion", where decorative horse armor can be purchased for $5.00 online.
Why the hell would you buy that horse armor? Why do you need it?
by Michael Lanter September 14, 2006
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Canadian Armed Forces

The Canadian Armed Forces- An incredibly underfunded, yet superior fighting force. Canada holds the record for the longest confirmed sniper kill. Best snipers in the world, combined with infantry that can top any others in the world, makes the Canadian Armed Forces a force to be reckoned with. Though superior in quality, they lack the numbers of their American counterpart. One on one Canadian soldiers could undoubtedly take on any other country without worries. However, underfunding and lack on numbers makes the Armed Forces of Canada somewhat of a militaristic joke. Given the proper funds and the numbers of the US, Canada could easily annex the US.
by TDSaile January 24, 2010
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Don Adriano De Armado

A Spanish soldier who is in love with the "country maid", Jaquenetta. Both are character's in (Super Genius) William Shakespeare's play "Love's Labour's Lost"
"I do affect the very ground, which is base, where
her shoe, which is baser, guided by her foot, which
is basest, doth tread."
by Hydragon February 13, 2005
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Recon Armor

Halo 3:
The greatest armor in the game.
Originally created for Bungie, they began passing it out for "good deeds."
Make Frankie laugh, you'll obtain the Reconnaissance Rain Raiment

Warning: The Reconnaissance Raiment comes with a risk
There are no life noobs out there, who will "high-jack" your account for video game armor
Don't advertise yourself, and change your password as often as possible if the armor is obtained

Notice from Bungie Weekly Update 2/22/08:
Keep in mind, that the Recon armor is totally revocable and removable, so steer clear of the jerkstore.
Don't be a jerk, or total ass about your obtained Reconnaissance Raiment, it can be revoked
A F1R3 0UT51D3: Woah, check out that armor!
LivingForToday: That's Frankie, and that's the Recon armor

AFO: Oh, how do you obtain it?
LFT: You don't obtain it, it obtains you
by LivingForToday March 1, 2008
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Armonk

A small hamlet located in northern Westchester County. It immediately adjoins Greenwich, Connecticut but lacks Greenwich's extreme wealth and mansions. The school district is highly rated and routinely produces several Intel Science Competition finalists annually. Armonk is home to the corporate headquarters of IBM, MBIA, and several other large companies. Armonk has the problems common to all wealthy suburban communities including: drugs, rude drivers in large SUVs, sex, and alchohol.
My closest Armonk friend drives a brand-new Mercedes-Benz to school, and I take the school bus. We are going to be roommates at Harvard in the Fall.
by DonKing123 June 15, 2008
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armadildo

a dildo that is giant, it straps to your arm and is more brutal than fisting a chick.
That chick just took the great american challange, a baseball bat, a boling pin and a football.. sideways, now lets see if your mom can take the armadildo.
by malibu biff August 15, 2008
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